... telling that to a Cheese Head can be one of the last things you do
The main reason California Dairy has taken off so well is not because of it's quality but because of the pricing... way back in the day, it was decided that since Wisconsin was the largest producer of dairy, it would be taxed the heaviest... and the further away you are from Wisconsin, the lower the taxes get. California is now allowed the most le-way, while Wisconsin is forced to pay higher taxes.
As for the cookies... well, chocolatey and sweet and cheesy... what's better?
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