I'm sure the Native Americans Thank you...
Native Americans pffftt. I mean c'mon. Invading Europeans only wiped out half of your people, introduced diseases and alcoholism to a population that couldn't handle it, stole your land, horses, and forced you to live on tiny plots of land that you couldn't originally leave and that are to this day somewhat sketchy places. Get over it. You're tax free. Taxes are a b*tch. Plus you've got casinos. Plus it was like 100 years ago. Sheesh.
On a side note. The founding fathers were basically terrorists, the tea tax was really a non-issue that they propagandized, and the country is currently a shadow of what it once was, even in the face of all the technological advancements made.
BUT, Happy 4th