Really Boring Stuff Only III: Resurrection

[Alex2507]

I'm going to clean up, netflix something and get a pizza. I might even have a fake beer with it. A watered down, pissy, see right through it beer that doesn't taste like rotten grain strained through an NFL jock strap.

 

[avnetguy]

I was more disturbed by the lotion in the background...

You're disturbed by a considerate donkey?

Steve

 

[brianedm]

I'm going to clean up, netflix something and get a pizza. I might even have a fake beer with it. A watered down, pissy, see right through it beer that doesn't taste like rotten grain strained through an NFL jock strap.

I thought I liked real beer..... And now I know I like real beer. Mmmmm jock strap.

 

[Adam]

You're disturbed by a considerate donkey?

More by the spectator holding the camera in his free hand...

 

[Steve81]

More by the spectator holding the camera in his free hand...

You forget, the monkey's mouth was free, at least for that moment...

 

[Steve81]

the fact that this guy is positioning stuffed animals in sexual positions to photograph and then post the pic's on an audio forum ought to be making people at least a little concerned.

I'm sure I'm on a watch list somewhere.

 

[Adam]

I'm sure I'm on a watch list somewhere.

Yep. Alex has you tuned in from 7-8PM every weeknight.

 

[majorloser]

Yep. Alex has you tuned in from 7-8PM every weeknight.

'Cause Cheryl has dibs on the TV every night so whe can watch Home Shopping Network, so Alex has nothing better to do.

 

[avnetguy]

I'm sure I'm on a watch list somewhere.

Pretty sure you'll never land a job at Toys-R-Us or Build a Bear.

Steve

P.S. Would be funny to see peoples faces after you restocked the stuffed animal shelves though ...

 

[STRONGBADF1]

"Mary"land...just sayin'

 

[Adam]

P.S. Would be funny to see peoples faces after you restocked the stuffed animal shelves though ...

I'd be relieved if all he did was restock them...

 

[Steve81]

I'd be relieved if all he did was restock them...

Geesh, post one semi-risque pic of a couple of stuffed animals (the original intent was that Alex was choking, and the donkey was giving him the Heimlich), and all of a sudden you're some sort of pervert

 

[Bryceo]

Got my .... Stuck in the door!!!! Bahaha

 

[Rickster71]

It's not even 2pm, yet, but I think that it's going to be tough to fight the urge to drink a beer.

Granted, it would be easier to fight it if I hadn't opened one, poured it into a frosty glass, and walk into the office with it.

I didn't say a word.

 

[Adam]

I didn't say a word.

Probably because your mouth was full of beer.

See...I don't have to use innuendo. All of the time.

 

[Adam]

I reached my lowest ranking so far on Amazon today - 519. I've been hovering in the low to mid-600s for months. I've got a number of reviews in the works...time to finish those up and see if I can break the 500 barrier. I probably won't be able to keep it, but at least then I could take a screen shot with me being a top 500 reviewer.

 

[Alex2507]

I reached my lowest ranking so far on Amazon today - 519. I've been hovering in the low to mid-600s for months. I've got a number of reviews in the works...time to finish those up and see if I can break the 500 barrier. I probably won't be able to keep it, but at least then I could take a screen shot with me being a top 500 reviewer.

That is just fantastic. I need YA (Young Adam not YAA with ADD) to post that pic of the slow clapper.

 

[STRONGBADF1]

That is just fantastic. I need YA (Young Adam not YAA with ADD) to post that pic of the slow clapper.

Who's ADD? and why haven't we been introduced? Does Rick know about him?



You should just refer to YA by his confirmation name (The Deuce) to avoid confusion...

 

[Alex2507]

You should just refer to YA by his confirmation name (The Deuce) to avoid confusion...

I do sometimes but feel it's a tad disrespectful.

 

[STRONGBADF1]

I do sometimes but feel it's a tad disrespectful.

Right...You wouldn't want to come across a too bold.