Do you serve the shaweet and shour pork with schticky rice at the bowling alley?
My wife, a friend, his wife and I were at a Vietnamese restaurant and the waitress insisted on knowing everyone's name. She asked my buddy his name and he told her. She got a puzzled look on her face and repeated his name, as she heard it, "Lick Poop?!". After a good jasmine tea coming out of our noses laugh, he corrected her. "No, Rick Pope". Again she had a puzzled look and repeated. "Lick Poop?". After much laughing we finally convinced her his name was actually Rick Pope and not Lick Poop.
So, needless to say Rick is now known as Lick Poop.