Something is way off. Here are a couple of random photos I took last week without worrying of standing still or light conditions. They are just quick snaps with the camera set in "auto".
I would imagine, if one tried, you could take a decent picture with any og these devices.
From iPAD: (My cute little dog)
From Galaxy S3: (My cute little Yeti)
From iPHONE: (My cute little wife and her ugly husband)