Seriously?! This is it, huh guys?

[monkish54]

I just saw an advertisement for the New Nokia phone. At the end of the advertisement, they tell me if I buy the (probably very expensive) phone, I can win a contest. Sweet! I love contests. What do you win? You get to be Will Arnett's assistant for a day. Seriously?! We're so star-tarded that it's a prize to be a celebrity's assistant?

How bout Will blows me? That would be a far better prize.

A true prize would be getting stoned and watching The Big Lebowski with The Duder himself.

 

[ImcLoud]

I have never been star struck, I have met Adam Sandler , Hugh Grant a few times {I know, but I did work on a property and.... whatever}, a ton of musicians and countless sports players {I did work at Gillette and Fenway} , and I never cared to get one autograph, EXCEPT- Lou Ferrigno , I admit he gave me an autograph that says "Nice motorcycle Big Guy, Lou F" I was happy, the Hulk called me big like 15 times, lol... I know its stupid but, what ev, I also got a chance to arm wrestle him and it was a draw but fun....

for the sake of disclosure, I did get Stan Lee to autograph my Spiderman 129 and my Hulk 180-181, but I then had to find another copy of each with no signature... and I have a Ruth ball that was part of a trade for a hot rod I traded... But them people had talent, not just some goofy star inside their 5 minutes...

And I'm definitely not letting will blow me, I mean Ill let him give me a handy or something maybe, but I'lll have to be drunk, and he needs to be on the other side of a glory hole and I can't know its him... Yah, better not even do that, I dont know where you were going with that one.. I think you zigged when you were supposed to zag on that one Monk...

 

[Adam]

How bout Will blows me? That would be a far better prize.

You've been hanging out here too much.

NTTAWWT.

 

[monkish54]

I'm actually cousins with Sandler. His parents were at my parents wedding. He doesn't know of my existence, so if you ever meet him again do let him know we're related. Haha

My best friend is Rick Springfield's nephew. I have no intention of pestering Rick for an autograph. Although my mother sure wants me to ask. He has some original titanic stuff. That's what I wanna see!!

I would be super stoked to meet Jeff Bridges. Not because he's famous, but because he is a super cool guy, and he's probably a lot of fun to smoke pot with. xD

I sure as sh*t wouldn't wanna be his assistant for no pay!

 

[Adam]

I'm guessing that being his assistant isn't actually about getting him coffee and taking notes. He'd probably take you around and introduce you to other famous people, and show you some cool stuff. Just guessing, though.

 

[ImcLoud]

I'm guessing that being his assistant isn't actually about getting him coffee and taking notes. He'd probably take you around and introduce you to other famous people, and show you some cool stuff. Just guessing, though.

Yah, I would knock will the f#ck out if I ever won some stupid contest and got to meet him and he told me to "fetch him some coffee", It would be on the today show the next day "contest winner breaks Will Arnetts eye socket for asking for coffee"

 

[Adam]

Yah, I would knock will the f#ck out if I ever won some stupid contest and got to meet him and he told me to "fetch him some coffee", It would be on the today show the next day "contest winner breaks Will Arnetts eye socket for asking for coffee"

"Steroids blamed for violent outburst. News at 11."

 

[monkish54]

And I'm definitely not letting will blow me, I mean Ill let him give me a handy or something maybe, but I'lll have to be drunk, and he needs to be on the other side of a glory hole and I can't know its him... Yah, better not even do that, I dont know where you were going with that one.. I think you zigged when you were supposed to zag on that one Monk...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

LOL When you say I Zigged do you mean I should have specified through a glory hole? LOOL

Who wants a handy through a glory hole? If I'm shoving my **** in a hole in a wall, I require a full service!! xD

 

[KEW]

Yah, I would knock will the f#ck out if I ever won some stupid contest and got to meet him and he told me to "fetch him some coffee", It would be on the today show the next day "contest winner breaks Will Arnetts eye socket for asking for coffee"

Repeat after me "Serenity now. Serenity now."

(reference to Seinfield episode)

 

[monkish54]

Yah, I would knock will the f#ck out if I ever won some stupid contest and got to meet him and he told me to "fetch him some coffee", It would be on the today show the next day "contest winner breaks Will Arnetts eye socket for asking for coffee"

OMFG!!!! You guys are hysterical!!

 

[monkish54]

I'm guessing that being his assistant isn't actually about getting him coffee and taking notes. He'd probably take you around and introduce you to other famous people, and show you some cool stuff. Just guessing, though.

They famous people thing is meh.

What kinda cool stuff could Will possibly show me? His bathtub full of money? his (probably shitty) HTR? A dog with both male and female genitalia? How many times he can blow a monkey without barfing on his shoes?

Pass.

 

[Adam]

What kinda cool stuff could Will possibly show me?

"Here are some hookers and blow. I'm not sure if I'll like them, so I'll need my new assistant to try them out for me. Be thorough. I don't want some half-a** review."

Btw, how cool would the stuff have to be? Someone will win for buying a phone that they'd probably buy anyway. I didn't get anything when I bought my phone.

 

[monkish54]

"Here are some hookers and blow. I'm not sure if I'll like them, so I'll need my new assistant to try them out for me. Be thorough. I don't want some half-a** review."

Btw, how cool would the stuff have to be? Someone will win for buying a phone that they'd probably buy anyway. I didn't get anything when I bought my phone.

Excellent point!!

That is a good point. Maybe we could find the nearest glory hole?

(Now it sounds like I have this strong desire to have Will Blow me. If I was gay, out off all the famous people, he'd be at the bottom of my list.)

Let's make lists. LOL

 

[mike c]

why are you guys concentrating on male celebrities and glory holes? nttawwt

i'd be willing to "assist":

Scarlet Johanssen
Elisha Cuthbert
Elizabeth Hurley (when she was young)

 

[Adam]

If I was gay...he'd be at the bottom...

Watch out, Alex. Looks like this relief pitcher wants in the game.

Again...NTTAWWT.

 

[monkish54]

Watch out, Alex. Looks like this relief pitcher wants in the game.

Again...NTTAWWT.

That is some seriously ****ed up ****! XD

I wanna take a speech from some super anti-gay politician and manipulate it so it looks like he says he wants to be a catcher.

 

[psbfan9]

I think I'd rather hang out with some of the guys from the forum. You know, as long as they were all wearing under pants.

 

[Steve81]

I think I'd rather hang out with some of the guys from the forum. You know, as long as they were all wearing under pants.

Just underpants? Any particular style in mind: briefs, boxers, or a nice thong perhaps?

 

[Steve81]

I wanna take a speech from some super anti-gay politician and manipulate it so it looks like he says he wants to be a catcher.

No need IMO. You know how it is, "the lady doth protest too much, methinks".

 

[monkish54]

nice thong perhaps?

I think I'll stick with my boxers. Thongs are great and all...very comfortable for the ball-bag, but then you'd figure out where I keep my joints, man!