Seriously?! This is it, huh guys?

[Steve81]

Thongs are great and all...very comfortable for the ball-bag, but then you'd figure out where I keep my joints, man!

You know, my mother in law got me one once as a joke for Christmas one year... Never found it particularly comfortable, but I too am a boxers type of guy.

 

[Adam]

Thongs are great and all...very comfortable for the ball-bag, but then you'd figure out where I keep my joints, man!

Granted, I'm no pot expert...but I think you're using it wrong.

 

[monkish54]

Granted, I'm no pot expert...but I think you're using it wrong.

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

Well, you know, I'm like Clinton...I smoke it, but I don't inhale! Doesn't matter where it goes.

 

[Adam]

Doesn't matter where it goes.

That's my motto.

Signed,
Alex

 

[Adam]

Well, you know, I'm like Clinton...I smoke it, but I don't inhale!

I use to say that. See, back in college, I tried cigarettes for a little while. You know, to be cool. Thing is, I was never able to inhale the smoke. I never got a buzz, nothing. Seemed kinda pointless, so I stopped.

 

[monkish54]

I use to say that. See, back in college, I tried cigarettes for a little while. You know, to be cool. Thing is, I was never able to inhale the smoke. I never got a buzz, nothing. Seemed kinda pointless, so I stopped.

Are we actually talking about cigarettes here? If we are, i'm no expert...but I think you're using them wrong.

 

[Steve81]

I use to say that. See, back in college, I tried cigarettes for a little while. You know, to be cool. Thing is, I was never able to inhale the smoke. I never got a buzz, nothing. Seemed kinda pointless, so I stopped.

The validation and approval of your peers wasn't enough? Plus cigarettes contain many essential vitamins like nicotine which relieve stress and invigorate body and mind

 

[Adam]

Are we actually talking about cigarettes here? If we are, i'm no expert...but I think you're using them wrong.

Yeah, tobacco. I clearly was using them wrong.

Although...I remember bumming a smoke from some girls at a party one night. Me and two friends crashed a party at a house called the "Love Barn." I gotta say, that was an awesome time. One buddy peed behind their fridge (I was embarrassed at the time, but it was hilarious later), we chatted with some girls that seemed smokin' hot at the time (but later we realized that we were beer goggling), I butt-raced down some stairs for the first time since I was a kid, and we had to coax one friend out of a guy's room when he wanted to show a girl his "snake" (the guy was so daft and/or drunk, he thought that guy was talking about a real snake ).

 

[monkish54]

The validation and approval of your peers wasn't enough? Plus cigarettes contain many essential vitamins like nicotine which relieve stress and invigorate body and mind

Much like Viagra, it also gives one long-lasting erections. You should see what it does to woman!

 

[monkish54]

(the guy was so daft and/or drunk, he thought that guy was talking about a real snake ).

wait...he wasn't talking about a real snake?

 

[Adam]

wait...he didn't want to see a snake?

I'm pretty sure that he liked women.

Hee, hee. Reminds me of when we locked him in the dorm hallway...in his underwear...and the girl that he had a crush on walked by. To his credit, he did try to talk her up. Later that night, he was even drunker, and we paid him to streak around the dorm and sing the national anthem naked outside while doing jumping jacks and holding little American flags in each hand. I'm still baffled by the guy who came walking home from the bars with a girl on each arm, who then tore lose of them to tackle my naked friend.

 

[monkish54]

and we paid him to streak around the dorm and sing the national anthem naked outside while doing jumping jacks and holding little American flags in each hand..

I'm too mellow for that. I need to run naked with some American flags. It's a good way to build character....and a rap sheet.

 

[adwilk]

Wow.. Glory holes, smokin' with the dude, Forigno, man thongs, and Adam talking to girls all in one thread less than five default pages....

 

[monkish54]

You should thank every single post xD

 

[adwilk]

Anybody that doesn't admit to having urges to strike that face with a heavy brick is a bold faced liar.

He is pretty funny at times though.. ever see the movie Hot Rod?

 

[adwilk]

You should thank every single post xD

Cmon.. lets not be ridiculous...















I can't "thank" my own....

 

[hizzaah]

My roommate talked about hot rod all the dang times.. Never seen it.What is to they've even about? Info however want to hit that guy in his face. Serious jack ***

 

[adwilk]

Autocorrect is awesome.

 

[adwilk]

Here's the premise... Aspiring stunt man wants to raise enough money to save his stepdad's life so he can beat him to death. Isla Fischer is in it.. worth it

 

[hizzaah]

Awesome.

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