OK, I screwed up, again.. Ruined xmas..

[ImcLoud]

OK, so I guess this is the worst thing I ever did, but I accidentally told my nephew that there is no Santa Claus? He's 11, how long did they think this could go on... The worse part was, after I said it my son who is 11 also was like "DAAAD, he still believes in Santa" in a scolding voice.... that really made the situation suck.... And if that wasn't bad enough, he ran and told his little sister the hole story {shes 6}, so I ruined xmass already and its not even Thanksgiving, that has to be a record...

My wife is really upset with me, but I honestly didnt do it on purpose...

If anyone is reading this and still believes , I am sorry..

 

[Irvrobinson]

You sonova*****, you ruined it for me.

PS - any parent that allows their kid to believe in Santa Claus until they're eleven years old should have their parenting license revoked. Although, I've met some young folks lately that are creationists too, which is just as bad. Maybe a lot of people should lose their parenting license.

 

[agarwalro]

FWIW, it was inevitable. Sucks to be you though... Figure out a way to make it up to your wife. The rest is immaterial.

 

[Adam]

Blame it on the pain pills, and protect your nads.

 

[ImcLoud]

I am taking everyone out to dinner, and my brother in law admitted it was time, although his wife does not feel the same way. I think they could tell I took about all the flak I was going to take about it and if the mood didn't move relatively quickly from WTF you ruined our kids childhood to OK, its past lets laugh about it, I was going to flip the fuk out and throw everyone out of the house, and then they would have been explaining what a few words their kids never heard meant....

I had about enough, and they know me well enough to know I can care less what they think... So now everyone is laughing about it... What ever, I made reservations for 6pm at my friends restaurant and all if forgiven...

I also thought 11 is kind of old, my kids were 4 or 5 if I remember correctly, I figured explain it before some kid in school does, and we look like a couple liars...

The holidays aren't even here yet and I'm sick of it... I don't mind my inlaws but I really do mind my inlaws... Especially when I'm in pain and discouraged about how my shoulder is healing... I just want to SCREAM about something for like 10 minutes, usually when I feel like this Ill smash the gym for an hour or so, and thats out... I have a lot of built up aggression rite now...
I could drown a puppy...

You know I just googled drown a puppy looking for a funny picture, and it is disturbing how many mugshots came up for people arrested for drowning puppies, whats wrong with this world??

 

[hjustin]

It's cool if you don't believe in Santa and want to spread your anti-Santa lies and propaganda to the children of the world. With Christmas only a few weeks away now, I would like to emphatically state for the record:

I BELIEVE IN YOU SANTA AND YES I STILL WANT A NEW SUBWOOFER FOR CHRISTMAS!

Now that that is out of the way....

There was a story on the news a week or two ago here in Dayton where some numbnuts tried to throw a bag of puppies off a bridge into a river. He missed the river. Puppies were all recovered and are doing fine. They caught the a-hole. At least there is some small justice in this world.

 

[Adam]

Very few things make me truly angry. Cruelty is one of them.

 

[96cobra10101]

This story reminds me of an incident with my niece and a pool. My kid learned to swim at about 3 years old. No floaties or anything. Fast forward about 4 years and we're at my parents and the kids are in the pool. My kid is 6 or 7, and my niece is about the same. I was tossing a couple of the little ones in the pool and not knowing my niece couldn't swim, I tossed her into the deep end. She sunk. My sister says to me, she can't swim, so I went in instantly to fetch her. The whole incident lasted only about 10 seconds. I just took for granted that every kid in Florida can swim when that age.

 

[mtrycrafts]

You sonova*****, you ruined it for me.

PS - any parent that allows their kid to believe in Santa Claus until they're eleven years old should have their parenting license revoked. Although, I've met some young folks lately that are creationists too, which is just as bad. Maybe a lot of people should lose their parenting license.

Yes, but the gene pool is already contaminated

 

[Steve81]

Yes, but the gene pool is already contaminated

Does Gene know about this???

 

[ImcLoud]

This story reminds me of an incident with my niece and a pool. My kid learned to swim at about 3 years old. No floaties or anything. Fast forward about 4 years and we're at my parents and the kids are in the pool. My kid is 6 or 7, and my niece is about the same. I was tossing a couple of the little ones in the pool and not knowing my niece couldn't swim, I tossed her into the deep end. She sunk. My sister says to me, she can't swim, so I went in instantly to fetch her. The whole incident lasted only about 10 seconds. I just took for granted that every kid in Florida can swim when that age.

Nahh, yours is worse, nothing I did could potentially kill the kid, lol....

Just got back from the dinner, and someone didn't come for their reservation that ordered a b-day cake, so My buddy who owns the restaurant said "do you want cake?" while I was visiting him in his office, and I was like "sure can you write something on it for me?" he was like yah, so I had him write "Happy Santa Don't exist day" and had them bring it out to the table..

I didnt tell any of the adults at the table what was going on, I thought it was really funny, no one else did, but when we were leaving my son said "why didnt we get a cake when we learned about santa?" I said "you did, you were just too young to remember, it was chocolate."

But ll is well now, all the kids were worried about was if they still get presents...

 

[Adam]

Nahh, yours is worse, nothing I did could potentially kill the kid, lol....

Well, until he doesn't get out of the way of Santa's sleigh and he's run over while repeating over and over, "you don't exist...you don't exist...."

 

[ImcLoud]

Well, until he doesn't get out of the way of Santa's sleigh and he's run over while repeating over and over, "you don't exist...you don't exist...."

fux the kid doing on the roof? c'mon adam think, kid on the roof is up to no good anyway, he deserves what he gets.. always asking me questions about sh!t, I don't know why the we don't grow hair on the bottoms of our feet, leave me the Fuk alone, go ask your dad.
TF? - The truck? - YouTube

 

[Bryceo]

Well you just wrecked Christmas for me thanks a lot

 

[GO-NAD!]

OK, so I guess this is the worst thing I ever did, but I accidentally told my nephew that there is no Santa Claus? He's 11, how long did they think this could go on... The worse part was, after I said it my son who is 11 also was like "DAAAD, he still believes in Santa" in a scolding voice.... that really made the situation suck.... And if that wasn't bad enough, he ran and told his little sister the hole story {shes 6}, so I ruined xmass already and its not even Thanksgiving, that has to be a record...

My wife is really upset with me, but I honestly didnt do it on purpose...

If anyone is reading this and still believes , I am sorry..

My daughter is 10. Still believes in Santa...and fairies. I'm not allowed to tell her otherwise yet. But in your book, I still have another year, don't I?

 

[GO-NAD!]

fux the kid doing on the roof? c'mon adam think, kid on the roof is up to no good anyway, he deserves what he gets.. always asking me questions about sh!t, I don't know why the we don't grow hair on the bottoms of our feet, leave me the Fuk alone, go ask your dad.
TF? - The ****? - YouTube

Dude, you are one angry man right now - don't take it out on Adam. When I was a kid, we used to jump off roofs into snow banks, just for fun. Admittedly, I don't think we ever did it on Christmas Eve. However, the possibility of being run over by Santa is there - however remote that might be...

 

[ImcLoud]

Dude, you are one angry man right now - don't take it out on Adam. When I was a kid, we used to jump off roofs into snow banks, just for fun. Admittedly, I don't think we ever did it on Christmas Eve. However, the possibility of being run over by Santa is there - however remote that might be...

I wasn't taking anything out on Adam, lol.... You can take about 7 percent of what I type serious... maybe..

 

[Irvrobinson]

My daughter is 10. Still believes in Santa...and fairies. I'm not allowed to tell her otherwise yet. But in your book, I still have another year, don't I?

Seriously, how is this possible? Doesn't your daughter read newspapers, the internet, whatever? Even watch adult television?

 

[Send Margaritas]

I'd have killed off the 'tooth fairy' before Santa. Replacing those teeth with money, and not waking my sons up was seriously hard.

 

[avnetguy]

But ll is well now, all the kids were worried about was if they still get presents...

See now that's the key to the "kill off Santa speech", you have to tell them their parents are the ones really getting the presents for them. Also that their parents are the ones to blame if they don't get what they want!

Steve

P.S. I believe my son was 4 or 5 when he first asked, so I told him the truth.