OK, I screwed up, again.. Ruined xmas..

[Bryceo]

My kid is 5 months old I think santer can be real till his 4/5 years old

 

[GO-NAD!]

I also wondered how the postal service could deliver to the North Pole without a postal code.

H0H 0H0

For a second there, I almost thought your were smart...

 

[j_garcia]

 

[majorloser]

My wife told my three year old she has to behave because Santa's elves keep a list of naughty kids. She responded that she will throw the list away and stomp the little elves.

Now that's one freakin' awesome child!!!!

 

[gholt]

Does it make me bad if I don't think my 12 year old doesn't know yet. I think she might, but can't tell, maybe I should break it to her, but I think it is better if she just learns on her own.

 

[STRONGBADF1]

Does it make me bad if I don't think my 12 year old doesn't know yet. I think she might, but can't tell, maybe I should break it to her, but I think it is better if she just learns on her own.

The wife has been putting on the charade for 12 years...So we asked him last night if he believed Santa Claus was real. He said no. I asked him how long has he known...He said 6 years. I knew he didn't believe and was just playing along. My wife knew deep in her heart also but she's still crushed.

 

[majorloser]

The wife has been putting on the charade for 12 years...So we asked him last night if he believed Santa Claus was real. He said no. I asked him how long has he known...He said 6 years. I knew he didn't believe and was just playing along. My wife knew deep in her heart also but she's still crushed.

I hate to be the one to break this to you.
But the wife and kid just didn't want to see you cry when they told you there was no Santa Claus.

 

[Cygnus]

I remember when I figured out Santa Claus wasn't real. It was in my parent's previous house, in which I had a bedroom in the basement. My room was right below the living room, and I'd heard noise above me, so I sneaked up the stairs and peeked through the ajar door, and saw them putting presents out, figured it out, and thought "Ehh, oh well", and went back to bed.

 

[Adam]

My room was right below the living room, and I'd heard noise above me, so I sneaked up the stairs and peeked through the ajar door, and saw them...

That story ended a lot better than I thought it was going to.

 

[Adam]