Really Boring Stuff Only II: Return of the Boredom

[gmichael]

I tip the delivery guys in cash. For some odd reason, my pizza always shows up on time.

I live in a very small town. For some reason, we have 3 pizza shops within 2 blocks. None of them deliver.
All of them employ hot babes. (Does that make me a bad guy for noticing?)

 

[j_garcia]

I live in a very small town. For some reason, we have 3 pizza shops within 2 blocks. None of them deliver.
All of them employ hot babes. (Does that make me a bad guy for noticing?)

No, because that's why I go to the Togos near by. 95% decent chicks working there and one that is eyes-popping-out-of-your-skull hot.

 

[Adam]

Even after a drink or two?

Good question. I would have given that a try, but I was hungry and didn't want to wait to sober up.

 

[Adam]

Hence, the reason I bought an RV.

Just as many stains, but they're mine.

Ummm, wasn't Doug in your RV?

Oh, wait. Never mind...

 

[lsiberian]

I live in a very small town. For some reason, we have 3 pizza shops within 2 blocks. None of them deliver.
All of them employ hot babes. (Does that make me a bad guy for noticing?)

You would be a bad guy if you didn't try to rescue them from their evil owners.

 

[fuzz092888]

Perverted old men

 

[Adam]

Perverted old men

You could have just called us old men. The rest is a given.

 

[gmichael]

You would be a bad guy if you didn't try to rescue them from their evil owners.

Good point. Think my wife will buy that line?
Awww, screw it. She'll understand that it's for the greater good.
I'm all in.

 

[fuzz092888]

Good point. Think my wife will buy that line?
Awww, screw it. She'll understand that it's for the greater good.
I'm all in.

Remember what she doesn't know can't hurt her, and what's in the dogs name she has no legal right to

 

[Adam]

I'm all in.

Really? Ummm, not to sound disappointed, but...

 

[Adam]

Habitat for Humanity wants the dishwasher. Cool! Too bad that they can't come until next Tuesday, but luckily I don't need to be here for them to pick it up.

 

[Adam]

I started about an hour ago on a mission to organize one small part of my house. Oh, sweet mother...I'm a pack rat. I have stuff that I know that I'll never look at again, or if I do, I'll wish that I hadn't wasted the time doing it. Even with that realization though, I'll just pack it back away.

On the flip side, I found 100+ rounds of .44 Magnum hollow points. Bring on the zombies.

 

[psbfan9]

I'm a pack rat.

Pack rat definition: \hoard-er\ n.{ME hord, fr. OE hydan to hide} (bef. 12c)...

 

[Adam]

Pack rat definition: \hoard-er\ n.{ME hord, fr. OE hydan to hide} (bef. 12c)...

Oh, I admitted to that long ago.

 

[Adam]

I opened a box and found some cassette tapes with game programs for my family's old TRS-80 (like Space Warp). They were in the same box as a bunch of papers from when I was in debate in high school, including my team's 1986 affirmative case for banning pesticides in support of the resolution "That the federal government should implement a comprehensive long-term agricultural policy in the United States."

It really is a shocker that I'm not married...

 

[craig7]

Wow. I get on the forums for the minecraft server I moderate and I find 10 new banned members. I leave for 2 days and this.. And I don't even know what happened but since a high rank admin got banned I think it's pretty serious

 

[gmichael]

Really? Ummm, not to sound disappointed, but...

That's just my pinky dude.

 

[gmichael]

Wow. I get on the forums for the minecraft server I moderate and I find 10 new banned members. I leave for 2 days and this.. And I don't even know what happened but since a high rank admin got banned I think it's pretty serious

Maybe it's good that you were away.

 

[GO-NAD!]

That's just my pinky dude.

Need to do a taste test first?

 

[gmichael]

Need to do a taste test first?

Checking wind currents.