All this talk of scallops inspired me to look them up. To me, scallops were tasty fried round discs that came served on a plate at Red Lobster. I'm sure that I knew in the past, but I had forgotten what the animal looked like. Honestly, it surprised and freaked me out that they have eyes. Up to a 100 of them. Why do I get the suspicion that Adam has his monitor turned on it's side right now...