Favorite Movie Line?

[j_garcia]

"That's amazing, Jeremy, but I'm gonna go home now and fart into a shoe box."

"There's two kinds of people in this world when you boil it all down. You got your talkers and you got your doers. Most people are just talkers, all they do is talk. But when it is all said and done, it's the doers that change this world. And when they do that, they change us, and that's why we never forget them. So which one are you? Do you just talk about it, or do you stand up and do something about it? Because believe you me, all the rest of it is just coffee house bullshit."

 

[darien87]

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[Nemo128]

Ok, so is it continuing or not? If so...

"You should have waited. I was worth it." Jason Statham to hotness Charisma Carpenter in The Expendables

 

[j_garcia]

"There is no charge for Awesomeness or attractiveness"

 

[j_garcia]

"You're nobody 'till somebody shoots you."

 

[GoFastr]

City Slickers

Billy Crystal riding next to Jack Palance says " Hey Curley, kill anyone today? " Jack Palance looks at him and says "The day ain't over yet".



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XBi2p428tE

 

[j_garcia]

Fright Night 2011

Charley Brewster: You read way too much Twilight!
Ed: That's fiction! Okay? This is real! He's a real monster, and he's not brooding or lovesick or noble. He's the ****ing shark from jaws! He kills, he feeds and he doesn't stop until everybody around them is dead! Now, I'm seriously so angry you think I read Twilight!

Last time I called the cops, they nearly all went to Chili's together.

It's paranoia. You know, once I thought I was being chased by carrots with machetes. I...I know!

 

[STRONGBADF1]

Lucius: Honey?
Honey: What?
Lucius: Where's my super suit?
Honey: What?
Lucius: Where - is - my - super - suit?
Honey: I, uh, put it away.
[helicopter explodes outside]
Lucius: *Where*?
Honey: *Why* do you *need* to know?
Lucius: I need it!
[Lucius rummages through another room in his condo]
Honey: Uh-uh! Don't you think about running off doing no derrin'-do. We've been planning this dinner for two months!
Lucius: The public is in danger!
Honey: My evening's in danger!
Lucius: You tell me where my suit is, woman! We are talking about the greater good!
Honey: 'Greater good?' I am your wife! I'm the greatest *good* you are ever gonna get!

 

[Rickster71]

Weird. Why does the thread say there are 68 pages yet it stops at 58?

OK....wait.....I think that was from Napoleon Dynamite?

 

[Pyrrho]

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Pretty much anything from Gunnery Sergeant Hartman in Full Metal Jacket.

I particularly like the quote starting with "There is no racial bigotry here." But if I quote it, it will likely be deleted for not meeting the standards of this site. You can read it at:

Full Metal Jacket (1987) - Memorable quotes

Or hear it with bad sound at:

Full Metal Jacket Monologue - YouTube

Here is another choice bit:

Full Metal Jacket Clip - YouTube

As an aside, I remember someone telling me that when he was drafted many years ago, boot camp had exactly the feel of what is presented in that movie, though in his experience there was less physical abuse and more verbal abuse.

 

[baniels]

From Sour Grapes:

"Well, you take care of yourself."

--"I intend to."

"I'm sure you do."

--"Why wouldn't I?"

"No reason."

--"So... why bring it up?"

 

[tomd51]

Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang

Perry: My $2000 ceramic Vektor my mother got me as a special gift, you threw in the lake next to the car! What happens when they drag the lake? You think they'll find my pistol? Jesus. Look up "idiot" in the dictionary, you know what you'll find?

Harry: A picture of me?

Perry: No! The definition of the word idiot, which you f***ing are!



Perry: Don't blame yourself. Listen, sometimes these things just happen.

Harry: For a reason. For a reason. Why? Because I fall off a building, 10 people in Baltimore survive a bus crash? Swell, they're enjoying Baltimore, I'm lying here with my brains out.

Perry: I've been to Baltimore, you win.

 

[j_garcia]

Been a while since I saw it, but Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang had a LOT of good ones.

 

[tomd51]

Been a while since I saw it, but Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang had a LOT of good ones.

Yep, same here. Decided to throw it on earlier today, still very funny watch. Robert Downey, Jr. and Val Kilmer have some very good lines, pretty witty writing... -TD

 

[darien87]

John Lovitz - "Ok, the sun sets in the East."

Billy Crystal - "No, the sun sets in the West."

John - "That's when you're in the East but we're way out West now so we're past where the sun sets."

Billy - "You can't be past where the sun sets and if you think you can then I am directly South of an idiot."

 

[tomd51]

Cruiser: I joined the army 'cause my father and my brother were in the army. I thought I'd better join before I got drafted.

Sergeant Hulka: Son, there ain't no draft no more.

Cruiser: There was one?


Dewey Oxburger: My name's Dewey Oxburger. My friends call me Ox. You might have noticed that, uh, I've got a slight weight problem.

Soldiers: Nooo! Noooo!

Dewey Oxburger: Yep, yeah I do, yeah, I do. I went to this doctor, well, he told me I swallow a lot of aggression... along with a lot of pizzas! Ha-ha-ha... pizzas! I'm basically a shy person, I'm a shy guy. He suggested taking one these aggression training courses. You know, these aggression training courses like EST, those type of things. Anyway, it cost 400 bucks! 400 bucks to join this thing?!? Well I didn't have the money and I thought to myself, join the army, it's free! So I figured while I'm here I'll lose a few pounds and you got, what a 6 to 8 week training program here? A real tough one... which is perfect for me.

 

[j_garcia]

A little more Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

Harry: Do you think I'm stupid?
Perry: I don't think you'd know where to put food at if you didn't flap your mouth so much. Yes I think you're stupid.


Perry: I want you to picture a bullet in your head. Can you do that for me?

 

[tomd51]

Harry: Anyway, by now you may wonder how I wound up here. Or, maybe not. Maybe you wonder how silly putty picks sh*t up from comic books. The point is, I don't see another God-damn narrator, so pipe down...

Harry: What is it out here with these women?
Harmony: Oh please, Harry, they're no different from anywhere else.
Harry: Yes, they are. These are damaged goods, every one of them, from way back. I'm telling you, you take a guy who sleeps with 100 women a year, go into his childhood, dollars to doughnuts, it's relatively unspectacular. Now, you take one of these... gals, who sleeps with 100 guys a year and I bet you if you look in their childhood, there's something rotten in Denver.
Harmony: Denmark.
Harry: That too! But it's abandonment, it's abuse, it's "My uncle put his ping-ping in my pa-pa!" and then they all come out here! I mean, it's literally like someone took America by the East Coast and shook it... and all the normal girls managed to hang on.
Harmony: OK, everyone who hates Harry raise your hand!
(all the girls in the club raise their hands)
Perry: See that? Obedient little b*tches, too.

 

[adwilk]

We'll keep an eye out for ya, Stingray.

Yeah, SEE ya.

End of this scene...

 

[darien87]

We'll keep an eye out for ya, Stingray.

Yeah, SEE ya.

End of this scene...

That has got to be the DUMBEST fight scene I have ever seen.