Gene may scoff, but the importance of elevating your cables for optimum auditory perfection cannot be overstated. I have experimented with a variety of cable elevators, including unobtanium-based dedicated elevators recommended by the sages at TAS that cost me a month's pay. However, the best results I have obtained are with ordinary styrofoam egg cartons. My first endeavor with egg cartons was revelatory. To my auditory delight, a new dimension was added to my listening pleasure. I reveled in the glorious rapture of the mellifluous tones emanating from my formerly pedestrian loudspeakers. And then, I wondered, "what if I placed eggs in the empty cartons?" The result was ethereal. Never had I heard such buttery lows and liquid highs. I gloried in the perfection of the golden tone. If you remain a skeptic, try it yourself. Eggs aren't just for breakfast anymore.