Be sure to check the family tree before getting engaged!

[gmichael]

(Years later, at a family get-together), "Hey Uncle Daddy- come here for a minute!".

That's not a family tree, it's a family twig.

Some guys feel that family reunions are the best place to meet chicks.

 

[highfigh]

Some guys feel that family reunions are the best place to meet chicks.

Sorry, never been to Arkansas but someone told me to tip a dancer in Padukah, KY and I said "she looks like my cousin". He shouted "It's OK, this is the South!" (sounded more like 'Sayouth').