Really Boring Stuff Only II: Return of the Boredom

[Adam]

I keep a bottle of talcum powder in my tool bag.

Color me surprised.

I could really use another day off from work, but it's back to it tomorrow.

 

[Adam]

Well, it sounds like Adam offered you a grand.
He's probably waiting for your counter offer.

 

[Adam]

Niki is snoring. I find it endearing.

 

[adk highlander]

Niki is snoring. I find it endearing.

Our dog Fergus always seems to dream and do his little barking in his dream thing at about 5 a.m. One hour before I have to get up. I find that less than endearing.

 

[Adam]

Our dog Fergus always seems to dream and do his little barking in his dream thing at about 5 a.m. One hour before I have to get up.

It's like he and Niki are soul mates. I think that there's some sound in the neighborhood that gets her nervous...at 4am every morning. So, she decides that's when I should get up, too.

 

[Alex2507]

Then you're firm on the original offer?
You drive a hard bargain.

I am in f^%&ing tears over here.

I gotta put this cube to bed and hit the hay myself. Later guys.

 

[Adam]

I gotta put this cube to bed and hit the hay myself. Later guys.

Hope that you're having some good zzzz's, my friend.

You should check out Rubik's Magic.

You try to go from this:

to this:

If I was tired or drunk enough, I bet that my subconscious would kick in and I'd be able to solve it in under ten seconds. If I thought about it, I'd never remember.

 

[Adam]

I'm getting a new watch delivered tomorrow. Can't wait.

Granted, I don't wear watches...but I'm jonesing for a UPS delivery.

 

[Alex2507]

I'm cheap, have social anxiety, and don't like leaving Niki alone

Social anxiety? Get some help for that. Some kind of group therapy would be ideal because 75% of the people who suffer from that are women ... you see what I'm getting at? They might even let you see their tweeters.

 

[Adam]

Social anxiety? Get some help for that. Some kind of group therapy would be ideal because 75% of the people who suffer from that are women ... you see what I'm getting at? They might even let you see their tweeters.

I think that I now have social anxiety therapy anxiety.

 

[adk highlander]

I hate Mondays. Looks like our voicemail system at work got fried during a storm last night. Just what I wanted. Explaining to my boss a $6000 unbudgeted expense.

 

[stratman]

I hate Mondays. Looks like our voicemail system at work got fried during a storm last night. Just what I wanted. Explaining to my boss a $6000 unbudgeted expense.

In a period of two hours yesterday: master bathroom toilet broke, brand new A/C stopped working, house phone line went dead.

I replaced fill valve on toilet today, tech came out to see a/c, faulty relay wouldn't let compressor kick in (under warranty), still working on land line.....gotta love Mondays.

 

[majorloser]

Strat,

Might want to hold off fixing everything in the house. May not have to worry about it after Friday.

 

[stratman]

Strat,

Might want to hold off fixing everything in the house. May not have to worry about it after Friday.

Not worried....though you should see the monkeys handling the desks on the local news......stuff of legends. Who are these people? Where do they find them?

 

[majorloser]

Would you rather have Brian Norcross telling you to "hunker down in the closet with a mattress on your head"?

 

[majorloser]

Niki is snoring. I find it endearing.

 

[STRONGBADF1]

A Cowboy fan, an Eagles fan, and a Giants fan are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves their team the most. The Giants fan insists that he is the most loyal. ''This is for New York!'' he yells and jumps off the mountain. Not to be outdone, the Eagles fan is next to profess his love for his team. He yells "This is for Philly!".....and pushes the Cowboys fan off the mountain!

 

[Adam]

I'm getting a new watch delivered tomorrow. Can't wait.

Holy eff. This watch is HUGE. It's only a slight exaggeration to call it a wall clock with a wristband. I'm reminded of the Friends episode where Joey gave Chandler the gold bracelet.

 

[Adam]

I hate Mondays. Looks like our voicemail system at work got fried during a storm last night. Just what I wanted. Explaining to my boss a $6000 unbudgeted expense.

Be sure to screw with people's outgoing messages before they figure out how to reset the default password on the new system.

Reminds me of when I set the message on a guy's (who I didn't like) pager - he didn't know that you could even do that. It thanked the caller for contributing to his legal defense fund, as the money was desperately needed. I forget all the details, but it involved farm animals and mentioning that his lawyer's had a huge setback when the police found the jar of Vaseline in this guy's garage.

 

[stratman]

Awww man I remember this!