Rumor has it Rex Ryan will bury the game ball once again except this time it will be crazy glued to Sanchez. It is unknown if the rest of the team had their testicles removed while in Miami. Sanchez, in a move sure to engender his deep concern for the fans, assumes the position to invite any and all to give him a good shagging.
Earlier in the week Ryan had shared one of his personal holiday whine picks as he told the media that the Patriots had run up the score.