All she was thinking was, "Finally!!!! No more B-Jobs!!!!!"
Congrats (I think, personally I'd rather be involved with a smelting accident than get married but alas to each his own) but do agree, Man she married one ugly guy.
Seriously, congrats and enjoy the wedded bliss. Here's hoping she lets you visit the "balls" mounted on the fireplace and lets you fondle em every once in awhile and she doesnt crack that whip too hard.
"Better Dead than Wed" Matt.