Really Boring Stuff Only II: Return of the Boredom

[haraldo]

You two need to cool it! This borders on being useful

In 3 days I'll begin my winter fattening phase to cope with the bitter winters in North Texas. Last year we had snow 3 times! A Texas boy can only handle so much.

Oh I've heard that many Texan's don't make it through winter.... it's the same around here, just that here it's the Italians that meet their destiny

 

[gmichael]

Oh I've heard that many Texan's don't make it through winter.... it's the same around here, just that here it's the Italians that meet their destiny

My wife is from the Philippines. When she first came to NY she asked me how the rabbits and squirrels manage to survive outside in such cold weather.

 

[gmichael]

What is this, according to simple mathematics..... Global Heating + Global Cooling = Global Nothingness
So GH + GC = GN
GC = GN / GH
GH = GN / GC

So Global Heating is Nothing divided by Global Cooling, hmmm

That’s great in theory, but in the field???

 

[Tarub]

Bored???

‎1.Go to Google maps.
2. Go to maps and then directions.
3. Type Japan as the start location.
4. Type China as the end location.
5. Go to direction #43

 

[majorloser]

Bored???

‎1.Go to Google maps.
2. Go to maps and then directions.
3. Type Japan as the start location.
4. Type China as the end location.
5. Go to direction #43

That's the best part of the trip.

 

[majorloser]

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[dkane360]

I had the worst dentist appointment ever. While my teeth were getting cleaned, I had to look at Bose in-ceiling speakers

And they found a small cavity...

 

[STRONGBADF1]

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Cat likes turtles!

 

[Alex2507]

Helmet? ... nah, I'll be fine ... got my do rag.

 

[lsiberian]

My wife is from the Philippines. When she first came to NY she asked me how the rabbits and squirrels manage to survive outside in such cold weather.

I'd have told her they don't that's why she's wearing them.

 

[njedpx3]

Just got a new laptop

Just got a new laptop for home - Dell XPS -it's awesome

Item Number Quantity Item Description

224-9506 1 XPS L501X

317-5418 1 Intel Core i7-740QM 1.73GHz / up to SC 2.93 GHz, 6M

317-5420 1 8GB,DDR3,2 DIMM

331-0481 1 Backlit Keyboard (Internal) - English

320-1669 1 NVIDIA GeForce GT 435M 2GB graphics

342-1683 1 640GB 7200 RPM SATA Hard Drive

318-0152 1 Metalloid Aluminum (WLAN) L501X

320-1673 1 15.6FHD TLF LCD L501X

420-9100 1 Dell Dock Consumer

421-3874 1 Camera Software 2.X, Factory Install

421-4060 1 Fast Access Facial Recognition 3.0 SW Application

420-7938 1 Dell Connect 2.1

421-0187 1 Dell Support Center Software 64 Bit 2.0

421-1193 1 Download Store Links

420-6576 1 DELL WELCOME,Software Dimension/Inspiron

420-9691 1 DataSafe Local BackUp

420-6436 1 PC-Restore, Dim/Insp

421-0323 1 Windows Live Search,Multiple User Interface

330-6222 1 Windows 7 Label

421-1737 1 Genuine Windows 7 Home Premium, 64bit, English

421-0092 1 DELL-DOWNLOAD-FLAG

420-9876 1 Cozi-Calendar

421-2086 1 eBay Webslice

421-0757 1 Skype VOIP Application

331-0483 1 Resource DVD L501X

430-2600 1 Integrated 10/100 Network Card

410-1883 1 Adobe Acrobat Reader 9.0 Multi-Language

318-0150 1 8X Tray Load CD/DVD Burner (Dual Layer DVD+/-R Drive)

421-1601 1 Roxio Easy CD & DVD 10.3 Upsell

318-0138 1 JBL 2.1 Speakers with Waves Maxx Audio 3

430-3889 1 Intel Centrino Wireless-N 1000

410-2462 1 MCAFEE PEARL MUI,15MTH,Without Media

312-1114 1 92 WHr 9-cell Lithium Ion Primary Battery

410-0488 1 Microsoft Office 2010 Home and Student, English

950-3339 1 3 Year Limited Warranty

928-4171 1 Dell Hardware Warranty Plus Onsite Service, Extended Year(s)

928-4161 1 Dell Hardware Warranty Plus Onsite Service, Initial Year

928-4281 1 Third Party At Home Service , 24x7 Technical Support, 2 Year Extended

928-4241 1 Third Party At Home Service, 24x7 Technical Support, Initial Year

412-0360 1 Soft Contracts - Banctec

960-3652 1 Warranty Support,2 Year Extended

960-8710 1 Warranty Support,Initial Year

988-7707 1 2GB DATASAFE ONLINE 1.1 FOR SDO/DIM/INS/XPS

420-9518 1 DATASAFE ONLINE 1.1 2GB

988-0099 1 To activate your online backupaccount, go to Start, Programs, DataSafe Online

430-3893 1 No Mobile Broadband L501X

430-3894 1 Dell Bluetooth 3.0

421-4600 1 Recovery DVD for Windows 7 Home Premium OS, 64bit, English


Peace,

Forest Man


P.S. - More important passed CISSP certification

 

[gmichael]

I'd have told her they don't that's why she's wearing them.

I told her that truth. Some don't. She wasn't pleased with my answer.

 

[haraldo]

I had the worst dentist appointment ever. While my teeth were getting cleaned, I had to look at Bose in-ceiling speakers

And they found a small cavity...

oh my goodness... Not sure what's worst of those things

 

[lsiberian]

Just got a new laptop for home - Dell XPS -it's awesome

Item Number Quantity Item Description

224-9506 1 XPS L501X

317-5418 1 Intel Core i7-740QM 1.73GHz / up to SC 2.93 GHz, 6M

317-5420 1 8GB,DDR3,2 DIMM

331-0481 1 Backlit Keyboard (Internal) - English

320-1669 1 NVIDIA GeForce GT 435M 2GB graphics

342-1683 1 640GB 7200 RPM SATA Hard Drive

318-0152 1 Metalloid Aluminum (WLAN) L501X

320-1673 1 15.6FHD TLF LCD L501X

420-9100 1 Dell Dock Consumer

421-3874 1 Camera Software 2.X, Factory Install

421-4060 1 Fast Access Facial Recognition 3.0 SW Application

420-7938 1 Dell Connect 2.1

421-0187 1 Dell Support Center Software 64 Bit 2.0

421-1193 1 Download Store Links

420-6576 1 DELL WELCOME,Software Dimension/Inspiron

420-9691 1 DataSafe Local BackUp

420-6436 1 PC-Restore, Dim/Insp

421-0323 1 Windows Live Search,Multiple User Interface

330-6222 1 Windows 7 Label

421-1737 1 Genuine Windows 7 Home Premium, 64bit, English

421-0092 1 DELL-DOWNLOAD-FLAG

420-9876 1 Cozi-Calendar

421-2086 1 eBay Webslice

421-0757 1 Skype VOIP Application

331-0483 1 Resource DVD L501X

430-2600 1 Integrated 10/100 Network Card

410-1883 1 Adobe Acrobat Reader 9.0 Multi-Language

318-0150 1 8X Tray Load CD/DVD Burner (Dual Layer DVD+/-R Drive)

421-1601 1 Roxio Easy CD & DVD 10.3 Upsell

318-0138 1 JBL 2.1 Speakers with Waves Maxx Audio 3

430-3889 1 Intel Centrino Wireless-N 1000

410-2462 1 MCAFEE PEARL MUI,15MTH,Without Media

312-1114 1 92 WHr 9-cell Lithium Ion Primary Battery

410-0488 1 Microsoft Office 2010 Home and Student, English

950-3339 1 3 Year Limited Warranty

928-4171 1 Dell Hardware Warranty Plus Onsite Service, Extended Year(s)

928-4161 1 Dell Hardware Warranty Plus Onsite Service, Initial Year

928-4281 1 Third Party At Home Service , 24x7 Technical Support, 2 Year Extended

928-4241 1 Third Party At Home Service, 24x7 Technical Support, Initial Year

412-0360 1 Soft Contracts - Banctec

960-3652 1 Warranty Support,2 Year Extended

960-8710 1 Warranty Support,Initial Year

988-7707 1 2GB DATASAFE ONLINE 1.1 FOR SDO/DIM/INS/XPS

420-9518 1 DATASAFE ONLINE 1.1 2GB

988-0099 1 To activate your online backupaccount, go to Start, Programs, DataSafe Online

430-3893 1 No Mobile Broadband L501X

430-3894 1 Dell Bluetooth 3.0

421-4600 1 Recovery DVD for Windows 7 Home Premium OS, 64bit, English


Peace,

Forest Man


P.S. - More important passed CISSP certification

Nice score haven't seen you in a while. Where have you been?

 

[haraldo]

That’s great in theory, but in the field???

That's why it's called 'theoretical physics'

 

[majorloser]

P.S. - More important passed CISSP certification

So now you're a certified I.T. nazi

(probably tracking my IP right now...)

 

[GO-NAD!]

I had the worst dentist appointment ever. While my teeth were getting cleaned, I had to look at Bose in-ceiling speakers

And they found a small cavity...

If my dentist wanted to conduct a cavity search on me, I'd question it....

 

[dkane360]

If my dentist wanted to conduct a cavity search on me, I'd question it....

He used to be a TSA screener

 

[gmichael]

Originally Posted by GO-NAD!
If my dentist wanted to conduct a cavity search on me, I'd question it....

He used to be a TSA screener

Hope he washed his hands real good!

 

[majorloser]

He used to be a TSA screener

"Our business is to touch your's"