My favorite line of this "joke" review:To test, you'd have to unplug all your gear, power it all back up, and start the track over. In a best case scenario, you couldn't do that in the three to four seconds you'd need so that you could accurately remember what you'd just heard.
I thought I'd go test drive a new Chevy to compare with the Toyota I test drove the day before but then I realized I couldn't accurately remember how the Toyota braked and accelerated so I said the hell with it-lol