Really Boring Stuff Only II: Return of the Boredom

[gmichael]

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[haraldo]

Okay ... I'm a bad man but even I can't let this go too much further.

facial ... urban dictionary ... click at your own risk

aha, is it this kind of facial you mean, well...... he he he he .....
Have to always expect the worst from you Alex

As a not English native speaker I'm obviously not into all of your lingo.......

 

[Alex2507]

As a not English native speaker I'm obviously not into all of your lingo.......

I know ... but this guy here ... :

You're gonna love them in the end.

Now you know that's some kind of homo code for sh!t you do with gerbils.

 

[Davemcc]

now you know that's some kind of homo code for sh!t you do with gerbils. :d

nttawwt.

 

[gmichael]

I know ... but this guy here ... :



Now you know that's some kind of homo code for sh!t you do with gerbils.

Who could not love a cute little fuzzy gerbil covered in sh!t?

 

[haraldo]

nttawwt.

What does nttawwt? mean

(btw, I don't use tinfoil hat anymore Dave
After surviving 21 days in Berdyansk I feel invincible )

 

[mperfct]

What does nttawwt? mean

(btw, I don't use tinfoil hat anymore Dave
After surviving 21 days in Berdyansk I feel invincible )

It's Slovakian for "Not that there's anything wrong with that"

 

[haraldo]

It's Slovakian for "Not that there's anything wrong with that"

Then they speak strangely in Slovakia

 

[gmichael]

Then they speak strangely in Slovakia

I tried to talk to them about that, but I couldn't understand a word they were saying.

 

[Alex2507]

Then they speak strangely in Slovakia

Bijo je jedan episode od Seinfeld gdje su se oni nasmijavali kako je sve u redu sa pederima.

NTTAWWT is a line (expression) from an episode of Seinfeld that gets used in regards to homosexuality and it was funny because they kept emphasizing that while there was nothing wrong with it, it certainly wasn't for them.

Around here Rickster71 got it to where the abbreviation is recognizable and young adwilk flies that flag in his signature hoping to create a log jam in his chili ring.

 

[haraldo]

I tried to talk to them about that, but I couldn't understand a word they were saying.

I know what you mean, I have been a long time in place where nobody speaks anything but russian....

Dette begynner nå å bli skikkelig vanskelig med disse trøblete språkene og vanskelig forkortelsene

 

[pzaur]

It's July 3rd today. Idaho became the 43rd state in 1890.

Tomorrow will be July 4th.

-pat

 

[STRONGBADF1]

It's July 3rd today. Idaho became the 43rd state in 1890.

Tomorrow will be July 4th.

-pat

Idaho...Alex says that all the time.

 

[pzaur]

Idaho...Alex says that all the time.

Yes. Yes, he does.

-pat

 

[Alex2507]

Idaho...Alex says that all the time.

I read this and started laughing. My g/f wanted to know what was so funny so I gave a a brief explanation of the boring thread and read the last couple of posts to her to which she replied, "Idaho?" That's about when I completely lost it.

 

[STRONGBADF1]

Sexual innuendo is a hard topic to stay abreast of. As a humor tool, it stands erect in the English language. While there are no hard and fast rules as to what constitutes sexual innuendo, many people have mass-debated over the topic, and now the general principles at the root of the topic are firm and well-rounded. However, full penetration of the subject requires that the reader take a long, hard look at the target and be a cunning linguist in order to avoid limp phrases and imbibe the phrase with a large handful of meanings. The topic can become hot by attempting to grasp it, and the more one experiments with it, the more interested they become. Also, as the language changes innuendos must change in order to fill the newly created holes and satisfy listeners.

A common problem with sexual innuendo is the recipient being unable to wrap their hands around the intended meaning. In this case, an individual using sexual innuendo will often start slow and eventually build up, increasing depth more and more until the recipient feels the actual thrust of the point and the innuendo climaxes. An innuendo is always the most pleasing when no one sees it coming, often by entering the mind through the rear. Some skilled people are even able to use several sexual innuendos quickly in succession, resulting in multiple innuendo-esque climaxes. Key phrases can grasp the sentence by the ankles and part its long clauses allowing the orator to penetrate the essence of the sentence. In this regard, the key is to avoid stiff, rigid words, for ones that give the meaning of the sentence a firm rise in innuendic possibilities. Some regard sexual innuendo as an art form, and it goes without saying that one needs a certain level of oral skills in order for the fluidic exchange of innuendo to succeed. However, this is not enough to fill the requirements. One needs to pay special attention to the region of the sentence to which the innuendo will enter. For lasting effects, it is most important to enter deep within the recipient's consciousness and to ensure that all of the seeds of humor have flowed forth. This is not an easy task for most people, so it is only through rigorous repetition of the insertion of sexual innuendo that one can fully master the uplifting effects it can have on vocabulary.

On another side note, one must remember that when practicing innuendo to somebody who has heard it for the first time, one must be ready to slowly enter in the tight quarters of the reader's mind, lest risk getting their ideas unpleasantly stuck within the annals of the reader's mind.

Although sexual innuendo requires masterful manipulation of parts of speech (and sometimes the skillful use of body language), for most people it comes quickly. There is currently much debate over whether an extended innuendo can substitute for technique

 

[pzaur]

Apparently, I have to spread some around before giving it to Strongbadf1 again...

Excellent post, my man. Excellent post.

-pat

 

[Alex2507]

Apparently, I have to spread some around before giving it to Strongbadf1 again...

Excellent post, my man. Excellent post.

-pat

Either I'm tired or just stupid but it took me like an hour to get that.

 

[Alex2507]

Kimichi? Round eye ... puh-lease. I'm going to an American cookout today. Burgers, dogs (not real dogs) , potato salad and beer (not real beer) will be the order for the day. I'm still trying ... actually more like hoping and wishing ... to keep the 10 lbs that I lost off of me. These cookouts are killing me but my secret weapon is 'no sweets'.

You have a real good 4th over there Matt and have all the real beer you want ... and make it an honest American beer like my former favorite, Budweiser ... not that rice beer or what ever it is they call domestic. Stay safe and bring lawlessness to an end in the east you internet cop, you. I read a little of that and thought it was hilarious. I'm driving to Steevo's house right now. Gonna throw sh!t at it.

 

[lsiberian]

Kimichi? Round eye ... puh-lease. I'm going to an American cookout today. Burgers, dogs (not real dogs) , potato salad and beer (not real beer) will be the order for the day. I'm still trying ... actually more like hoping and wishing ... to keep the 10 lbs that I lost off of me. These cookouts are killing me but my secret weapon is 'no sweets'.

You have a real good 4th over there Matt and have all the real beer you want ... and make it an honest American beer like my former favorite, Budweiser ... not that rice beer or what ever it is they call domestic. Stay safe and bring lawlessness to an end in the east you internet cop, you. I read a little of that and thought it was hilarious. I'm driving to Steevo's house right now. Gonna throw sh!t at it.

10 lbs is pretty good.