There aren't very many men who look good dressed as women. Even the gay guys I know goof on that.
I was telling my g/f about seeing a skunk once. I said something about sh!ttin' and gettin' in the other direction and how from the skunks point of view it was all @ssholes and elbows.
She says that nobody she knows uses those expressions. She claims to have certainly never used them herself. I was starting to feel like I fit in up here after nearly a decade.