Really Boring Stuff Only II: Return of the Boredom

[Davemcc]

I got a new stick deodorant today. The instructions said, “Remove cap and push up bottom." I can barely walk, but whenever I fart the room smells great.

 

[gmichael]

Gave baths to my three cats today.

Kind of like climbing in the bathtub full of razor blades with a running chainsaw and a nail gun.

How many people does it take to wash a cat?












3








One to hold the cat.



One to wash the cat..




And one to take the first two to the hospital when they're done.

 

[jamie2112]

I am mixing a record at DJ Kilmores studio.........anyone know what band????

 

[adwilk]

I am mixing a record at DJ Kilmores studio.........anyone know what band????

Incubus.... ???

 

[Rickster71]

Gave baths to my three cats today.

If I didn't know you were married to a great looking women I'd be worried about you.

 

[gmichael]

If I didn't know you were married to a great looking women I'd be worried about you.

There is nothing wrong with him wanting to keep his 3 pudies clean.

 

[majorloser]

There is nothing wrong with him wanting to keep his 3 pudies clean.

Nothing worse than a pu$$y that smells like a$$.

 

[gmichael]

Nothing worse than a pu$$y that smells like a$$.

That was an engineering/design issue from the big guy upstairs. The solid waste department is too close to the snackbar.

 

[majorloser]

That was an engineering/design issue from the big guy upstairs. The solid waste department is too close to the snackbar.

But it doesn't stop them from licking themselves.

 

[gmichael]

But it doesn't stop them from licking themselves.

Would it stop you?

 

[majorloser]

Would it stop you?

If I could only lick myself.....

 

[gmichael]

If I could only lick myself.....

You'd never leave home?

 

[pzaur]

Tomorrow is Wednesday.

-pat

 

[majorloser]

Tomorrow is Wednesday.

-pat

No, Tomorrow is Bob.

And today is Wednesday.

 

[Alex2507]

Big storm coming in tomorrow. I walked over to BB and got 2 BD's and 3 DVD's for just over 10 bucks. I had a monthly coupon due to some 'Rewards' program and Mon. - Wed. you get a free older DVD with the rental of a paid deal. It would have been ~$6 but I opted for the 5 day ... this is so boring I can't finish writing it.

 

[Davemcc]

this is so boring I can't finish writing it.

No please, keep going. It's past my bedtime and I need something to put me to sleep.

 

[Alex2507]

No please, keep going. It's past my bedtime and I need something to put me to sleep.

 

[gmichael]

WAKE UP.....!!!!

 

[bandphan]

http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/ele/1591359757.html

For those in Cali, nice speakers @ 450 needs tweeters

 

[Davemcc]

Thanks but no thanks Alex. Last time slept like a baby, I pooped my pants in my sleep and woke up crying every three hours.