Really Boring Stuff Only II: Return of the Boredom

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[Alex2507]

I was hoping you would notice the multiple interpretations of my last joke. On the one hand, when the bartender explains to the Mormon how the Ph.D guy evolved from the monkey, the Mormon would need a drink to manage the shock. On the other hand, once the Mormon fully grasps the concept of evolution, there would be no more religious validity to his prohibition on drinking, so he has to make up for lost time.

I spent a lot of time coming up with that little nugget. I just wanted you to fully appreciate it.

I did not get that the earth shattering need for a drink would be the revelation of evolution as fact. I am of course at the disadvantage of stereotyping myself as a monkey @ss rapist. You throw in a priest, a Morman youth and booze, the last thing that comes to mind is an anti religious manifesto.

The fact that God may be an evolutionist is just something the creationist have been overlooking.

BTW, good to have you back.

 

[Adam]

I am of course at the disadvantage of stereotyping myself as a monkey @ss rapist.

I'm trying to decide where the hyphen is supposed to go.

[Dang it - there's another word-smithing opportunity.]

The fact that God may be an evolutionist is just something the creationist have been overlooking.

Don't you go bringing that s**t here! We all know how religious discussions end. "CLOSED".

Oh, but yeah - I agree.

 

[Adam]

...manifesto.

I had to thank you simply for the use of that word.

 

[Alex2507]

I had to thank you simply for the use of that word.

It's rare that I need to look up the meaning of a word after I have used it.

 

[Adam]

It's rare that I need to look up the meaning of a word after I have used it.

I always feel a bit uneasy when I say something, thinking that I know what it means, only to get bizarre looks back from my friends because I used a word wrong.

That's totally different from getting bizarre looks back because I used the words correctly.

 

[jamie2112]

Its time to get some food............

 

[Adam]

Its time to get some food............

Got the munchies, do ya?

 

[Adam]

I'm going to try to get my review of the panini press up on Amazon today.

 

[Rickster71]

I always feel a bit uneasy when I say something, thinking that I know what it means, only to get bizarre looks back from my friends because I used a word wrong.

That's totally different from getting bizarre looks back because I used the words correctly.

I don't know if it's that....
Maybe they've never heard the words, 'Canola oil' and 'Let's play Twister' used in the same sentence.

 

[Adam]

I don't know if it's that....
Maybe they've never heard the words, 'Canola oil' and 'Let's play Twister' used in the same sentence.

Excellent point. My friends are more into olive oil.

Although, that one time with Crisco was quite a bit of fun.

 

[Alex2507]

I used it wrong.

Credo would have been the correct term.

I should just stick to nice juicy strings of obscenity.

I'm waiting for the mailman to bring me the money orders JerryLove sent yesterday. I was going to wait until I had the money in hand to announce this but I'm completely bored. The dog has the font door staked out and waiting is killing me.

I sold Matt's speakers.

 

[Adam]

I used it wrong.

Eh, who cares. The word still cracks me up.

I'm waiting for the mailman to bring me the money orders JerryLove sent yesterday.

Huh. Is that how he got so much rep back?

I sold Matt's speakers.

Just be nice and let me get ring-side when Jamie shows up.

 

[Adam]

Eww, eww. In about seven minutes, Amazon is going to reveal their lightening deal for "Enjoy this spicy seafood noodle dish."

Zzzzzzz...

 

[Adam]

I sold Matt's speakers.

Has Jamie not seen this, or is he just busy ordering the hit?

 

[Alex2507]

Has Jamie not seen this?

I think I made it pretty clear.

Anybody else is perfectly welcome to make an offer ... except Jamie.

Jerry made a serious offer for the speakers and I'm considering putting him on page #1 of the rep rank for an additional fee. My love is for hire.

 

[Adam]

Jerry made a serious offer for the speakers and I'm considering putting him on page #1 of the rep rank for an additional fee. My love is for hire.

It saddens me that you've corrupted something as clean and pure as the forum rep system.

 

[Adam]

I'm diggin' Dollhouse.

 

[Adam]

The kid acrossed the street is really starting to bug me with his electric guitar playing. It's been going on all week. Maybe I'm missing something, but why can't someone practice electric guitar using headphones?

 

[adk highlander]

I sold Matt's speakers.

I feel sick.