I was hoping you would notice the multiple interpretations of my last joke. On the one hand, when the bartender explains to the Mormon how the Ph.D guy evolved from the monkey, the Mormon would need a drink to manage the shock. On the other hand, once the Mormon fully grasps the concept of evolution, there would be no more religious validity to his prohibition on drinking, so he has to make up for lost time.
I spent a lot of time coming up with that little nugget. I just wanted you to fully appreciate it.