I can't really come here to take a two minute break anymore because you kids' homorerotic/beastiality banter is the least repelling of the other threads in the steam vent, which is really sad.
I also don't want to post in the other threads because I don't want to help a newbie right now - maybe if they were helping me...
However, I think the thread that made me want to just kill myself the most was the mom having the cop taze the kid, and the subsequent examples everyone else had to give of worse parents killing their children things. These are the reasons I don't watch the news, people - keep them out of our steam vent. I just want to pretend the world isn't a horrible place...