Favorite Movie Line?

[Lordoftherings]

God: "What are you doing now?"
King Arthur: "Averting our eyes, oh Lord."
God: "Well, don't. It's just like those miserable psalms, always so depressing. Now knock it off!"

 

[j_garcia]

Benicio Del Toro trying to repeat the 'Gimme the keys...' line was pretty funny. First time I heard him say it I thought it was just me having problems figuring out his dialect.

I can't remember who had the "team of monkeys" line but I imagine it was Kevin Pollack, his delivery is awesome...
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It was Stephen Baldwin. Del Toro's comments were the best ones.

Fenster: I don't know anything about no ****in truck.
Interrogation Cop: Oh, yeah? Well, your friend McManus told us a different story altogether.
Fenster: Oh, is that the one about the hooker with the dysentery?

 

[j_garcia]

"I did not achieve this position in life by having some snot-nosed punk leave my cheese out in the wind."

"Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me." Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I'd still have to bum rides off people."

 

[tomd51]

"I do have a test today, that wasn't bullsh*t. It's on European socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So who gives a crap if they're socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still doesn't change the fact that I don't own a car."


"Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?"

"Um... he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious..."


"Gummi bear? It's been in my pocket. They're real warm and soft."

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[Lordoftherings]

Brian: "Excuse me. Are you the Judean People's Front?"
Reg: "F*ck off! We're the People's Front of Judea."
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Brian: "I am NOT the Messiah!"
Arthur: "I say you are Lord, and I should know. I've followed a few."
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Brian: "I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestly?"
Girl: "Only the true Messiah denies His divinity."
Brian: "What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me?" All right! I am the Messiah!"
Followers: "He is! He is the Messiah!"
Brian: "Now, f*ck off!"
[silence]
Arthur: "How shall we f*ck off, O Lord?"
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[dapack69]

F*ck, even in the future nothing works!

 

[Lordoftherings]

F*ck, even in the future nothing works!

 

[Lordoftherings]

[first lines]
Wise Man #1: "Ahem!"
Brian's mother: "Oh!"
[falls over in chair]
Brian's mother: "Who are you?"
Wise Man #2: "We are three wise men."
Brian's mother: "What?"
Wise Man #1: "We are three wise men."
Brian's mother: "Well, what are you doing creeping around a cow shed at two o'clock in the morning? That doesn't sound very wise to me."
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The Crowd: "The Messiah! The Messiah! Show us the Messiah!"
Brian's mother: "The who?"
The Crowd: "The Messiah!"
Brian's mother: "There's no Messiah in here. There's a mess all right, but no Messiah. Now go away!"
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Brian: "You have to be different."
The Crowd: "Yes, we are all different."
Small lonely voice: "I'm not!"
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[dapack69]

Spaceballs

 

[darien87]

"Skillz that killz is doing a little more dancing out there than dodge-balling."

"They better chiggity-check themselves before they wreck themselves Cotton."

"Right you are."

 

[j_garcia]

"Thanks for coming, please stay for the end credits, if you're wondering who the best boy is, it's somebody's nephew, um, don't forget to validate your parking, and to all you good people in the Midwest, sorry we said **** so much."

Perry: Did your dad love you?
Harry: Only when I dressed up like a beer bottle, how about you?
Perry: Well, he used to beat me in Morse code, so it's possible, but he never said the words.

 

[mperfct]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80646553/

100 best movie lines in 200 seconds

 

[darien87]

"Got your stick?"

"HOLDIN' IT!"

"Heat 'em up!"

"SMOKIN!"

"Get 'em hard!"

"READY!"

"Now let's show this prehistoric ***** how we do things downtown."

 

[j_garcia]

"You better pray to the god of skinny punks that this wind doesn't pick up, cos I'll come over there, and jam an oar up your ***."

 

[tomd51]

"Richard... whose your favorite Little Rascal? Is it Alfalfa... or is it Spanky? Sinner...."
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[darien87]

"Send him a bucket of bubbly with card that says, 'Tough break. Get drunk on me. Use the bucket to ice down your marbles. Yours Z."

 

[tomd51]

"Ok, folks, the guy in front of you is Tommy, he's gonna be taking you through my little spiel here. Tommy is a Scorpio, he likes biking and he's never been laid."


"And what about seat belts? To fasten: take the little end and stick it in the big end and... you know what? If you guys don't know how to use a seatbelt, just ring your call button and Tommy will come back there and hit you on the head with a tack hammer because you are a retard..."
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[j_garcia]

"My fellow nerds and I will retire to the nerdery with our calculators."

 

[Miltcharlie]

"Then the clouds opened up and God said, 'I hate you, Alfalfa!

The Little Rascals: (1994)

 

[darien87]

"Hi I'm Chucky, wanna play?"