Favorite Movie Line?

[j_garcia]

Army of Darkness
Duke Henry: You Sir, are not one of my vassals... who are you?
Ash: Who wants to know?
Duke Henry: I am Henry the Red. Duke of Shale, Lord of the Northlands and leader of its peoples.
Ash: Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things, right now: Jack and $h1t... and Jack left town.

About a third of this movie has already been quoted in this thread I think I even linked a page that has audio clips

 

[tomd51]

Yeah, but it's worth the redux...

 

[Lordoftherings]

Matthew: "Oh ok, I'll just go f*ck myself then."
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Darald: "God put our mouths on our head for a reason. No!"
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Brian: "You don't need to put your P in a V right now."
Peter Bretter: "No, I need to B my L on someone's T's."
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Peter Bretter: "Maybe this is a sign from God that I should forget her."
Darald: "Maybe this is a sign that you should be *with* her. I love her show.
............ When they mix the sexuality and the violence, I like it."
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[Lordoftherings]

Matthew: "I have a question for you real quick. What did you think of my demo? Did you get it?"
Aldous Snow: " I was gonna listen to that, but then, um, I just carried on living my life."
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[Lordoftherings]

Surfing Instructor: "When life gives you lemons, just say 'F*ck the lemons,' and bail."
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Peter Bretter: "I wanna stand up before I leave."
Surfing Instructor: "I don't think you're ready man."
Peter Bretter: "I'm ready to ride f*cking giants, Kunu."
Surfing Instructor: "I think you're ready."
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[Lordoftherings]

* Fsm *

Sarah Marshall: "Remember how we thought the killer masturbate before committing his crimes?"
Detective Hunter Rush: "Yes?"
Sarah Marshall: "Take a look..."
Detective Hunter Rush: "...Looks like where he's going he'll need to know how to masturbate."
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[darien87]

"I crap bigger'n you."


And one of my favorites of all time:

"If hate were people, I'd be CHINA!!!!!"

 

[tomd51]

"Have you ever had that feeling that this is the best I'm ever gonna do, this is the best I'm ever gonna feel... and it ain't that great?"


"When you three first got here, you were as worthless as hen sh*t on a pump handle."

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[Nemo128]

The man who wants nothing is invincible, cabron...

 

[j_garcia]

Vincent Hanna: You know, we are sitting here, you and I, like a couple of regular fellas. You do what you do, and I do what I gotta do. And now that we've been face to face, if I'm there and I gotta put you away, I won't like it. But I tell you, if it's between you and some poor bastard whose wife you're gonna turn into a widow, brother, you are going down.
Neil McCauley: There is a flip side to that coin. What if you do got me boxed in and I gotta put you down? Cause no matter what, you will not get in my way. We've been face to face, yeah. But I will not hesitate. Not for a second.

 

[darien87]

Vincent Hanna: You know, we are sitting here, you and I, like a couple of regular fellas. You do what you do, and I do what I gotta do. And now that we've been face to face, if I'm there and I gotta put you away, I won't like it. But I tell you, if it's between you and some poor bastard whose wife you're gonna turn into a widow, brother, you are going down.
Neil McCauley: There is a flip side to that coin. What if you do got me boxed in and I gotta put you down? Cause no matter what, you will not get in my way. We've been face to face, yeah. But I will not hesitate. Not for a second.

"Cuz she got that GREAT ***!! And you got your head, all the way up it!!"

 

[Lordoftherings]

"I'll be back".

 

[tomd51]

Vincent Hanna: You know, we are sitting here, you and I, like a couple of regular fellas. You do what you do, and I do what I gotta do. And now that we've been face to face, if I'm there and I gotta put you away, I won't like it. But I tell you, if it's between you and some poor bastard whose wife you're gonna turn into a widow, brother, you are going down.
Neil McCauley: There is a flip side to that coin. What if you do got me boxed in and I gotta put you down? Cause no matter what, you will not get in my way. We've been face to face, yeah. But I will not hesitate. Not for a second.

I just watched a bit of this the other day, good scene.



"You see me doin' thrillseeker liquor store holdups with a "Born To Lose" tattoo on my chest?"

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[redman_43]

What we've got here is a failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach, so you get what he had here last week. Which is the way he wants it...well, he gets it. - Cool Hand Luke


I am an F B I Agent - Point Break

 

[WICKEDNEBULA]

hey you guys !!

sloth from the goonies .

 

[darien87]

"I'll be back".

Oh no you di' int.

 

[j_garcia]

Oh no you di' int.

Yes he did.

"Chill out, dickwad."

John Connor: We've got company.
Miles Dyson: Police?
Sarah Connor: How many?
John Connor: Uh, all of them, I think.

 

[tomd51]

"McManus came to us with the job, Fenster got the vans, Hockney supplied the hardware, I came through with how to do it so no one got killed, but Keaton... Keaton put on the finishing touch. A little 'f*** you' from the five of us to the NYPD."


"I can put you in Queens on the night of the hijacking."

"Really? I live in Queens, did you put that together yourself, Einstein? Got a team of monkeys working around the clock on this?"


"He lets the last Hungarian go. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and then he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parent's friends. He burns down the houses they live in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that... he was gone. Underground. Nobody has ever seen him since. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. "Rat on your pop and Keyser Soze will get you."
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[j_garcia]

"I can put you in Queens on the night of the hijacking."

"Really? I live in Queens, did you put that together yourself, Einstein? Got a team of monkeys working around the clock on this?

LOL. The opening scene where they are all being interviewed is friggin hilarious.

 

[tomd51]

LOL. The opening scene where they are all being interviewed is friggin hilarious.

Benicio Del Toro trying to repeat the 'Gimme the keys...' line was pretty funny. First time I heard him say it I thought it was just me having problems figuring out his dialect.

I can't remember who had the "team of monkeys" line but I imagine it was Kevin Pollack, his delivery is awesome...
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