Favorite Movie Line?

[Lordoftherings]

"I, Jackie Moon, will wrestle a bear."

JACKIE MOON
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"Everybody panic! If you have a small children, use it as a shield!
They love tender meat."

JACKIE MOON
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"I am great a free throws. Seriously, free throws are, like, my best thing."

ED MONIX

 

[darien87]

"Sandy, your breasts feel strange."

"That's cuz they're real."

 

[j_garcia]

"None of you understand. I'm not locked up in here with you. You're locked up in here with me."



I heard a joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor... I am Pagliacci." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.



"I have walked on the surface of the Sun... witnessed events so tiny and so fast, that they can hardly be said to have occurred at all. But you, Adrian, you're just a man. The world's smartest man poses no more threat to me than does its smartest termite."

 

[Lordoftherings]

"With great power comes great responsabilities."

 

[Rickster71]

Napoleon Dynamite: Stay home and eat all the freakin' chips, Kip.

Kip: Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.

 

[darien87]

Napoleon Dynamite: Stay home and eat all the freakin' chips, Kip.

Kip: Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.

"Tina, come get some ham!"

 

[Rickster71]

"Tina, come get some ham!"

Almost every line in that movie is classic.

 

[adwilk]

Your mom goes to college...

You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys?

I’d have gone pro in a heartbeat. I’d be making millions of dollars and living in a big ol’ mansion somewhere, soaking it up in a hot tub with my soul mate.

 

[Sheep]

"None of you understand. I'm not stuck in here with you. You're stuck in here with me."

Fixed.

Anything from Gran Torino.

SheepStar

 

[Lordoftherings]

Anything from Gran Torino.

"Get out of my lawn."

 

[Lordoftherings]

Ned Flanders: "The Good Lord is telling me to confess to something..."

Homer Simpsons: "Gay gay gay gay gay gay"

 

[j_garcia]

Fixed.

Anything from Gran Torino.

SheepStar

LOL. That one could hve come from there, but it wasn't from Gran Torino. All three of those are from Watchmen.

 

[tomd51]

"You were blowing it with that girl who was there. Not that I give two sh*ts about a toad like you."

"You don't know what you're talking about."

"You're wrong, egg-roll, I know exactly what I'm talking about. I may not be the most pleasant person to be around, but I got the best woman who was ever on this planet to marry me. I worked at it, it was the best thing ever happened to me. Hands down. But you, you know, you're letting Click-Clack, Ding-Dong and Charlie Chan just walk out with Miss what's-her-face. She likes you, you know, though I don't know why."

"Who?"

"Yum Yum. You know, the girl in the purple sweater. She's been looking at you all day, stupid!"

"You mean Youa?"

"Yeah, Yum Yum... yeah, nice girl... nice girl, very charming girl... I talked with her... yeah. But you, you just let her walk out right out with The Three Stooges. And you know why? 'cause you're a big fat p*ssy. Well, I gotta go. Good day, p*ssycake..."

 

[rgriffin25]

"I can give you a warm glass of shut the Hell up! You will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep!" -Ben Stiller Happy Gilmore

 

[darien87]

"You were blowing it with that girl who was there. Not that I give two sh*ts about a toad like you."

"You don't know what you're talking about."

"You're wrong, egg-roll, I know exactly what I'm talking about. I may not be the most pleasant person to be around, but I got the best woman who was ever on this planet to marry me. I worked at it, it was the best thing ever happened to me. Hands down. But you, you know, you're letting Click-Clack, Ding-Dong and Charlie Chan just walk out with Miss what's-her-face. She likes you, you know, though I don't know why."

"Who?"

"Yum Yum. You know, the girl in the purple sweater. She's been looking at you all day, stupid!"

"You mean Youa?"

"Yeah, Yum Yum... yeah, nice girl... nice girl, very charming girl... I talked with her... yeah. But you, you just let her walk out right out with The Three Stooges. And you know why? 'cause you're a big fat p*ssy. Well, I gotta go. Good day, p*ssycake..."

That's pretty funny. What's that from?

 

[Adam]

That's pretty funny. What's that from?

Gran Torino.

 

[tomd51]

That's pretty funny. What's that from?

Gran Torino.

Granted it's not a laugh riot, but Clint's got some damn funny lines in it. It's even funnier if you've known someone like this during your lifetime and can associate with him.While being a walking politically correct nightmare, his character is funny pr*ck... -TD

 

[j_garcia]

Granted it's not a laugh riot, but Clint's got some damn funny lines in it. It's even funnier if you've known someone like this during your lifetime and can associate with him.While being a walking politically correct nightmare, his character is funny pr*ck... -TD

Are you kidding? That movie made me laugh so much I bought it

 

[tomd51]

Are you kidding? That movie made me laugh so much I bought it

That just proves your as much of sick b*stard as I am... -TD

 

[darien87]

Granted it's not a laugh riot, but Clint's got some damn funny lines in it. It's even funnier if you've known someone like this during your lifetime and can associate with him.While being a walking politically correct nightmare, his character is funny pr*ck... -TD

Guess I need to rent that one.