Yeah I just figured that out. Now I'm Adam.
I have a new TV. I have a new Blu-ray player on the way. I'm gonna buy some Blu-ray movies and I want you (some random chick) to drop by my house later on and take your shoes off at the door. Take everything else off on the rest of the way in.
... later that evening ...
It was very nice of you to bring that bottle of tequila. The kitch is that way and the bedroom is that way. That's all you're gonna need to know for the next 3 months ... I got some catching up to do ...