I became a Husband!!

[nick1000000]

I like that advise the best!

 

[Nomo]

I hope you are joking about the buying one sub part.
That is the worst advice that I have ever heard ... EVER !!!

Nick,

You have the rest of your life to compromise. It just now occurred to me that your life is compromised. Do this one thing this one time just for you and be glad that you have this one shot. We all have different circumstances and you may find yourself in the position of being able to buy ten subs down the road but I strongly urge you to get two now while you can (just in case). I think my position is clear but I could go on if need be.

I was kidding about any aspect of listening to me about my opinion on women.
Any one who does..... God help you. 'cause I really have no clue what I'm talking about.

 

[Djizasse]

I hope you are joking about the buying one sub part.
That is the worst advice that I have ever heard ... EVER !!!

Nick,

You have the rest of your life to compromise. It just now occurred to me that your life is compromised. Do this one thing this one time just for you and be glad that you have this one shot. We all have different circumstances and you may find yourself in the position of being able to buy ten subs down the road but I strongly urge you to get two now while you can (just in case). I think my position is clear but I could go on if need be.

I was going to ask where were you, but I guess you already found this thread

Congrats Nick. Buy those subs while the moment lasts

 

[Adam]

Congratulations, Nick! That's exciting news. The dual subs, I mean.

J/K!

 

[Shock]

Communication is something we do very well. I can't remember a time that we actually fought about something.

Open pool guys.....Winner takes all

I call....August.

Grats man!

 

[CraigV]

Open pool guys.....Winner takes all

I call....August.

Grats man!

August - Dude, she’s already been reading this thread over his shoulder, he's been told the only sub’s he will get will come from Subway, and been given a clear directive to make new internet friends.

 

[Exit]

Never critize her cooking, especially when just starting out.

An older guy at work said his favorite food is tapioca pudding. When his wife asked how is it, he said it needed more of one of the ingredients. He says he never had tapioca pudding for the 20 years they were married.

I always ate everything my wife made even if it was kinda bad. I let her make any comments about the food and then I would agree. She cooked great after the first year or two and she is really good now.

Also don't say anything negative because women remember a negative comment for eternity and often remind you of what you said wrong for years to come.

 

[rnatalli]

Congrats! Now, here are a couple of short lines you have to know:

"Yes Dear"
"I'm Sorry"

Stick with those and everything will be alright.

 

[lsiberian]

Never critize her cooking, especially when just starting out.

An older guy at work said his favorite food is tapioca pudding. When his wife asked how is it, he said it needed more of one of the ingredients. He says he never had tapioca pudding for the 20 years they were married.

I always ate everything my wife made even if it was kinda bad. I let her make any comments about the food and then I would agree. She cooked great after the first year or two and she is really good now.

Also don't say anything negative because women remember a negative comment for eternity and often remind you of what you said wrong for years to come.

I don't have a problem with my gals cooking because I've eaten my own for years. The first time she ever made eggs they were better than mine. Just yesterday she says I prefer food that tastes good so I hate diets.

The PJ didn't go over well until she watched a movie on it. I'm so lucky my gal is smarter than me.

 

[mazersteven]

Never critize her cooking, especially when just starting out.

You should know if she can cook long before you marry her.

 

[Now Slappy]

"Eddie, what have you done for me lately? I want HALF!"

One of the funniest Eddie Murphy skits of all time.

"Goonie Goo Goo!!"


Focus: Congrats Nick! My wife and I have been married 8 years as of June 8th.

Good luck, and enjoy the ride.

 

[nick1000000]

Never critize her cooking, especially when just starting out.

An older guy at work said his favorite food is tapioca pudding. When his wife asked how is it, he said it needed more of one of the ingredients. He says he never had tapioca pudding for the 20 years they were married.

I always ate everything my wife made even if it was kinda bad. I let her make any comments about the food and then I would agree. She cooked great after the first year or two and she is really good now.

Also don't say anything negative because women remember a negative comment for eternity and often remind you of what you said wrong for years to come.

She can't cook and we are both well aware of it. She can make eggs and sandwiches(cold).

 

[mtrycrafts]

... By the way, my wife said I can use some of the wedding money to by 2 new subs! Isn't she the best?

Yes, but do you know how much she really means for you to spend on them?

 

[Alex2507]

Yes, but do you know how much she really means for you to spend on them?

That's not a lucky question.
We're not trying to get to the bottom of anything here.
He already knows everything he needs to know.
TWO SUBS !!!

 

[STRONGBADF1]

"Goonie Goo Goo!!"

"Your wife's a MF bigfoot Gus!" (Aunt Bunny)

That skit if too funny!

 

[jamie2112]

She can't cook and we are both well aware of it. She can make eggs and sandwiches(cold).

I envy you well not really..........