Really Boring Stuff Only

[Adam]

The funny thing is that I can picture some chick taking a dump on Adam and then walking out without wiping.

What disturbed me is that she didn't wash her hands. Or brush her teeth.

[Dental hygiene is important is all I'm saying.]

 

[Adam]

The coyotes are howling. I love that.

 

[adwilk]

You guys and your slang. "Watched." I gotta remember that one.

Remind me again what "suck start my beretta" means.......

 

[res6jya6]

What disturbed me is that she didn't wash her hands. Or brush her teeth.

[Dental hygiene is important is all I'm saying.]

 

[Adam]

I like the symbolism.

 

[Adam]

Remind me again what "suck start my beretta" means.......

Seriously?

 

[Davemcc]

Why Cleveland?

I take it you've never been to Cleveland.

 

[adwilk]

Seriously?

Sure, why not?

 

[adwilk]

Actually, no.. .thats a bit insensitive, even for this forum..

 

[Alex2507]

I slept all day and am now drinking cold coffee but may still pass out due to boredom. What happened to Dave the Sicko? I wouldn't think it was funny if I got referenced in that Cleveland business either.

I'm curious what happens if you skip ADD meds. Do you jones for speed or sleep a lot? Lots of people say I ain't right but eff them. I love having the luxury of randomly doing stuff. Staying on task is for work. I save that for when I'm getting paid.

 

[Adam]

Sure, why not?

Well, I don't want to get too graphic, so I'll say it this way. It was the thing that Mel Gibson talked about doing in Lethal Weapon. He even had a hollow point to do the job right.

I only said "Beretta" because I have one (well, two). Substitute your manufacturer of choice.

 

[Adam]

Actually, no.. .thats a bit insensitive, even for this forum..

Was that for me?

 

[adwilk]

Was that for me?

Yeah... I know what it means literally...


But when you put the words suck and start together, there's got to be a joke...

 

[Adam]

What happened to Dave the Sicko?

He's washing his chest off.

 

[Alex2507]

Harald, you remind me of myself back when I got dumped on by a woman (Alex...and Doug ...leave it alone). No worries, dude. Time heals everything.

Forget about giving it time, just get the soap.
Dave swooped in like the Hoff for that one.
See, it's not always me.

 

[Adam]

Yeah... I know what it means literally...

Gotcha.

It would have been funnier is Alex would have posted something like, "My friends call me 'Beretta'".

 

[Adam]

I'm curious what happens if you skip ADD meds.

Read some of your posts.

 

[adwilk]

Dave swooped in like the Hoff

 

[Adam]

Darn it. Now I need to buy new sweat pants.

 

[adwilk]