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[Alex2507]

she smokes outside a lot

Do you think you might overlook the smoking? I can almost guarantee that she has a ...

 

[Adam]

I can almost guarantee that she has a ...

...set of standards?

...boyfriend?

...father with a .45 and a shovel?



Oh, she's cute, but she's in college. I'm about as old as dirt compared to her.

 

[strube]

...set of standards?

...boyfriend?

...father with a .45 and a shovel?



Oh, she's cute, but she's in college. I'm about as old as dirt compared to her.

You're better off. Smokers are far too stinky a bunch. (No offense intended to any smokers on here, but it is true... )

 

[Adam]

...far too stinky a bunch...

In a post about the girl next door, even.

Come on, Alex. There's a slow pitch right over the middle of the plate.

 

[Adam]

Smokers are far too stinky a bunch.

An alternate post from above...

Alex, now that your sense of smell is becoming more enhanced, you might experience what my dad did - that you will find that you don't like the smell of second hand smoke. I don't know how long that took him to acquire after he quit, though. He quit about 30 years ago, but I know if didn't take that long.

 

[Adam]

Ahhhh, the bass has dissipated. The skater dudes must have become satiated. Either that or someone who lived closer than a block away asked them to turn it down.

 

[strube]

Ahhhh, the bass has dissipated. The skater dudes must have become satiated. Either that or someone who lived closer than a block away asked them to turn it down.

...with the help of a .45?

 

[adwilk]

still drunk... I need meetings....

 

[Adam]

...with the help of a .45?

I didn't hear anything. Perhaps it was the shovel.

 

[Adam]

still drunk... I need meetings....

I don't understand that combination at all. Maybe because I'm still sober.

 

[Adam]

That looks great. It really looks like a comfortable room for movie watching...and napping.

I was already thinking about a nap, and that post just put me over the edge.

Later, all.

 

[Davemcc]

I just woke up an hour ago. I still can't sleep at night like most normal people.

 

[Alex2507]

You're better off. Smokers are far too stinky a bunch. (No offense intended to any smokers on here, but it is true... )

They never smell right when you get your nose all up in there.

Oh, she's cute, but she's in college. I'm about as old as dirt compared to her.

See if she'll do it for twenty bucks.
Next time you see her smoking get your dog over there and say something ... anything. Tell her about your dog's yeast infection and how you're nursing her back to health and how you sure could use some ...

 

[Davemcc]

See if she'll do it for twenty bucks.

Are you kidding? Two words: prison currency. Three cigarettes ought to get Adam a half hour to remember.

 

[Alex2507]

Three cigarettes ought to get Adam a half hour to remember.

I can honestly say that -3 seconds is my best time.

 

[Matt34]

There's some quality programing on Spike tonight, Zombie Strippers featuring Jenna Jameson.

 

[Davemcc]

There's some quality programing on Spike tonight, Zombie Strippers featuring Jenna Jameson.

There are many other roles in Jenna's filmography that I would rather watch. Are you sure it's on Spike. My guide shows a UFC marathon tonight. In fact, I can't find it on Spike all week. Maybe I've been CRTC'd again.

 

[Adam]

Three cigarettes ought to get Adam a half hour to remember.

I can honestly say that -3 seconds is my best time.

I was going to say something along the lines of having 29 minutes and 58 seconds of embarrased conversation, but Alex going negative trumps all.

The race was over before the horses left the gate, as we used to say.

 

[Alex2507]

Oh, the anticipation...

Holy crap!

I am out of TP..

Been there, done that.

How's that for bored and on topic?

 

[adwilk]

How's that for bored and on topic?

Wow... all I'm saying... wow...