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What Grinds My Gears: The Wigger
For this installment of the critically acclaimed "What Grinds my Gears" I've decided to point my finger towards .......The Wigger.
Whats the deal with those people who don't understand putting your foot infront of the other does not mean you have to sway your body 40 degrees to the right and bob your head. The Wigger is nutorious for doing this....and because of this they are shunned from society and labelled as "homo's"...."fags"....or any other name that relates to a male penetrating another male. The stereotypical Wigger usually wears baggy clothing to hide their obviously inferior bodies and turn their hats on their head making the brim of the hat useless. This also explains their "Fubu" Jersey with the 01 on the back......cause their number 1 homo's!
When purchasing foot apparel the "Wigger" has three rules....it must be white....it must have some sort of velcro to help in the holding of the shoe on the foot.....and it must be endorsed by the blackest.....most female demeaning rapper on BET. The Wigger protects his new found purchase with his life often giving them pet names such as "Kick's". If dirt is to appear on these shoes they must go out and purchase another pair.....often dipping into their parents welfare check, since their own welfare check was grossly garnished due to the 4 women they impregnated with their biologically retarded sperm. Child support's a ***** isn't it?
Pounding back their 40's of Colt45 the Wigger will be a common scene in white Canada for a long time to come.
I'm Andrew.....and that's what grinds my gears.
