Really Boring Stuff Only

[pzaur]

I'm working on four essays due tomorrow and Monday...

-pat

 

[Adam]

Thanks, Pat. "Essay." You just made me shudder.

 

[pzaur]

Worthwhile...

-pat

 

[Alex2507]

I just happen to have trouble drinking honey.

Pour tequila into it.

I'm working on four essays due tomorrow and Monday...

I thought you taught school, not went to school.

 

[pzaur]

Thanks, Pat. "Essay." You just made me shudder.

Nah, you meant EssayS. That's plural, my brother!

Doing my best to stall...

-pat

 

[pzaur]

I thought you taught school, not went to school.

Workin' on the Master's so I can get a pay raise. Heaven forbid public education gives raises based on actual merit...and I don't mean test scores compared to the previous class...friggin' AIMS...school ratings are a sham...

-pat

 

[pzaur]

By the way, don't forget to...

Only a doctor knows!

-pat

 

[Adam]

Pour tequila into it.

I just laughed so hard that I (a) hurt something and (b) probably scared my dog.

 

[pzaur]

Totally unnecessary ad on my facebook page today.

-pat

 

[Adam]

Totally unnecessary ad on my facebook page today.

Unnecessary because you already had an appointment?

 

[Alex2507]

Totally unnecessary ad on my facebook page today.

-pat

Unnecessary because you already had an appointment?

Unnecessary because he just had one and his grundle is still in shock.

 

[letrbuck2006]

I'm loving this thread. I'm new here so its great to see such randomness.

 

[Adam]

Unnecessary because he just had one and his grundle is still in shock.

Make that two things that I learned today. I'd never heard of grundle, so I looked it up.

The first definition that I found was - "The prime piece of real estate located conveniently between Scrotumburg and Anusville. "

Sweet.

 

[Adam]

Screw it...I don't have essayS to write, so I'm going to down another glass of alcoholic honey.

 

[pzaur]

since single letters won't do:
Laughing My A$$ Off!

Thanks, y'all!

-pat

 

[pzaur]

Screw it...I don't have essayS to write, so I'm going to down another glass of alcoholic honey.

I'm jealous!

I've added three more sentences to one of my essays...and...sent some facebook flair, poked through failblog.org, finished my pizza (no beer , not feeling good).

-pat

 

[Adam]

No beer? I feel your pain, although I had two before I ran out.

Got any tequila? Alex might be a monkey, but he's a wise monkey.

 

[pzaur]

No beer? I feel your pain, although I had two before I ran out.

Got any tequila? Alex might be a monkey, but he's a wise monkey.

Tequila became an enemy during my freshman year of college. There are a few hours missing in Rocky Point...I'm just gonna stick to water, for now. It'll probably change in the next few minutes, I'm almost done with the glass of water...

-pat

 

[Adam]

Rocky Point? You are a brave man. I remember having a friend from work tell me how his trip to there was like going to Beirut. I figure that he was exaggerating, but I'm from the midwest orginally, so I'm not as familiar with Mexico as Arizona natives.

 

[Adam]

My front and rear speakers:

That's right. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.