Excerpt from The Bachelor: Home Edition, Episode 3. Adam is at home (of course) sitting on the couch with Amy, a beautiful and self-reliant business owner who has had about three glasses of wine.
Adam: "So, what do you like to do for fun?"
Amy: "I like physical activies. Hiking, swimming, working out, shagging...that type of thing." [Nestles up next to Adam.] "How about you?"
Adam [clueless, nervous, or probably both]: "I like to sit at home, download online owner's manuals, and help people connect their electronic equipment. Oh, and watch TV."
Amy [drunk and undaunted]: "Ew, you must be well-rested, then. Wanna go into the bedroom?"
Adam: "Well, the pooch is in there sleeping right now, and I hate to bother her. Besides, there's nothing fun in there. Wanna watch an episode of Supernatural instead? It's the season finale. Oh, baby. You know that you want to."
[Voice of bewildered producer caught on tape]: "Is this guy an f-ing retard?!?"