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[Alex2507]

And, hey, there's nothing wrong with wanting to feel pretty every now and again. Right?

It usually starts like this:

The next thing you know, you're Queen Elizabeth.

And you're looking for some of this.

This is why I don't drink.

 

[Adam]

This is why I don't drink.

Strange. That's why I do.

 

[Haoleb]

When somebody makes a gay comment, somebody always has to come out and say "not that there's anything wrong with that."

Which might not be the best thing to say to people who dont know you personally because in their eyes when you say something like they they assume that you are gay, which is the reason your saying that to begin with.

Not that there's anything wrong with that, I just wouldnt do it

 

[Adam]

I always just assumed that they were a Seinfeld fan.

 

[Rickster71]

Still trying to get the lipstick off from Halloween and trying to figure out what to tell his wife about why his legs are shaved and his eybrows are waxed.
Turns out when he says 'not that there's anything wrong with that', he really means it.

It's not easy.
The heels really kill my feet.

 

[jamie2112]

It's not easy.
The heels really kill my feet.

There may be a little bit wrong with that...

 

[Adam]

It's not easy.
The heels really kill my feet.

Word.

 

[Davemcc]

I always just assumed that they were a Seinfeld fan.

I've always found there to be a little something wrong with that.