My neighbors come over every year with their two kids; an eight and a ten year old.
The kids are into to sports, baseball, swimming, etc.
When they stopped by last year all dressed in costume; I came to the door with a basket of canned vegetables.
Had cans of corn, beets, peas.
I said, "Hi guys I know you're into eating healthy and playing sports.
So pick any two can of vegetables....and don't fight over the beets.
The looks on their faces, priceless and their mom almost wet her pants....I mean her slutty maid costume.
