Yeah... I can pretty much write a top charting country song in like 2 minutes. How's this about BBQ stains?
I was partying in the backyard,
with me and my dear folks,
we was making some barbeque,
and my shirt was stained real grose,
way down yonder in the bayou,
we partied all night long,
thats when I met my women,
that for today I sing this song.
Her teeth were white, her hair was blond,
she ate my barbeque sauce,
I wouldn't trade that night with her,
for anythin' in the world...
But ten years down the road she left me,
and I haven't been that lonely since,
but today I made some barbeque,
and heard her voice from that bayou summer night...
My hearts been sad and loney now,
since she left my side,
and that barbeque stain on my shirt,
reminds me of those nights.
...touching, I know.