Holy Sh!t Batman. I remember hearing that word that night. "The Louche".
Are you sure? Could have been The Douche........(stumble, stumble, roll on floor, stumble, trip)...."Major tell that douchebag to get his green fairie butt (more stumbling, falling, heaving, tripping, puking sounds) out of this house before he turns my carpet green! Other voice "Majuuur, burp, I sees ya, later, taking small trip....(stumble, fart, trip, keys jingling in pocket)...to zoo, mebe I'll hook up with the caveguy down in Miami for a Guinness. Faint voice: I'm passing out man, I can't see! My eyes! My eyes! I see green fairies, she's a vile one that slut!!!AAAHHH!!! Woman's voice" Will youuuu shut the hell up, you're going to wake the neighbors!!!!! You and Mazer are driving me craaaaazy!!!....More undiscribable noises...Woman's voice: finally he's passed out and now the other is driving to the zoo or the Everglades.
And so goes the story of The Major and Mazer. Children when you see green fairies, run in the opposite direction.