Roommates play speakers very loud, dangerous?

mazersteven

mazersteven

Audioholic Warlord
douche-bag
Douche bag, or simply douche, are considered pejorative terms in Australia, the United States, Canada and New Zealand. The slang usage of the term dates back to the 1960s. The term may be used in a phrase such as "that guy is such a douche bag!" One may also be called a "douche nozzle," Referring to the part of the douche that actually enters the vagina to induce irrigation.
 

bigbangtheory

Audioholic
If they are cranking up the tunes - whether it be on your rig or not - to impress the ladies, we obviously have a small-penis issue here. More specifically, the size of the wang is inversely proportional to the decibel level - don't ask me how I know this (but just know that my Denon AVR is only rated 110 watts, mkay?).

The ladies will eventually find out about the small-penis issue firsthand, quite literally, and then your roommates-cranking-up-your-rig-to-dangerous levels problem will go away! Yay! :)
 
mazersteven

mazersteven

Audioholic Warlord
If they are cranking up the tunes - whether it be on your rig or not - to impress the ladies, we obviously have a small-penis issue here. More specifically, the size of the wang is inversely proportional to the decibel level - don't ask me how I know this (but just know that my Denon AVR is only rated 110 watts, mkay?).

The ladies will eventually find out about the small-penis issue firsthand, quite literally, and then your roommates-cranking-up-your-rig-to-dangerous levels problem will go away! Yay! :)


 
gmichael

gmichael

Audioholic Spartan
Is it wrong to mention that my cat likes to eat squirls?
 
mazersteven

mazersteven

Audioholic Warlord
Right, that makes it instantly OK.:rolleyes: Oh jeez.
Lighten up Frances.

Like where was the thread going anyway? How many guys have to tell the OP that his speakers where being abused? :rolleyes:
 
Seth=L

Seth=L

Audioholic Overlord
OMG, Please don't let my Sales Department see this. They won't be able to tell that it's a joke. Soon, all emails (instead of just half) coming from our company will be in all caps.:eek:
"HEY MIKE, WUS UP? I JUST GOT THIS EMAIL ABOUT CAPS, WE ARE REALLY GOING TO MAKE A HIT AT THE NEXT PRESENTATION, WE WILL USE ALL CAPS TO SELL OUR PRODUCT!!!!! 1337"



One of the guys from your Sales Department told me to forward you that message.:D
 
gmichael

gmichael

Audioholic Spartan
"HEY MIKE, WUS UP? I JUST GOT THIS EMAIL ABOUT CAPS, WE ARE REALLY GOING TO MAKE A HIT AT THE NEXT PRESENTATION, WE WILL USE ALL CAPS TO SELL OUR PRODUCT!!!!! 1337"



One of the guys from your Sales Department told me to forward you that message.:D
I think it's time for more turnover.:cool:
 
F

Fred333

Junior Audioholic
Nice pictures. I hate it when people use all caps. Very annoying.
 
mazersteven

mazersteven

Audioholic Warlord
"HEY MIKE, WUS UP? I JUST GOT THIS EMAIL ABOUT CAPS, WE ARE REALLY GOING TO MAKE A HIT AT THE NEXT PRESENTATION, WE WILL USE ALL CAPS TO SELL OUR PRODUCT!!!!! 1337"

One of the guys from your Sales Department told me to forward you that message.:D

This thread has taken a wrong turn...
 

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