Sometimes I think we just need more Darwin contests to narrow the herd....
I think we just need to make people believe it's a contest- the problem will take care of itself.
I read a story on the old Darwin Awards site about some good old boys who were hanging out and drinking beer when they saw a Raccoon go into a culvert. They tried to get it to come out using firecrackers, then poured gas in to stink it out, but that didn't work. They got one of them to crawl in to scare it out but he couldn't see so, in fine Southern tradition of "Hey, y'all, watch this!", he pulled out his lighter.
His friends said "there was definitely a Doppler thing going on" as he flew over them and after he had landed, he was quoted as saying "If I knew for a fact that I'd survive, I would do it again".