Melania Trump Does not Like People Touching her Undies!

TLS Guy

TLS Guy

Seriously, I have no life.


This hilarious article appeared in the Times of London today.

Melania Trump felt violated and bought new underwear after FBI agents “contaminated” her bedroom while searching the former president’s Florida house in Mar-a-Lago, friends have claimed.

The former first lady is a “germaphobe” who doesn’t even let Donald Trump in her rooms, they said, in comments on the aftermath of last month’s search for classified documents, when the former president accused FBI agents of “rummaging” through his wife’s clothing, and leaving behind a “mess”.

“Melania doesn’t like the idea of strangers going rifling through her things. Who knows who touched her underwear during the raid? She’s never going to feel comfortable wearing those ever again,” one friend told the Radar website.

“Most people don’t know that Melania is a bigger germaphobe than her husband. She hates people touching her and certainly doesn’t want to put on lingerie that FBI agents have had their hands all over.”


“This is her home. It’s her bedroom. Even her husband isn’t allowed in her bedroom,” another friend told the website. “Even if they wore gloves, it is still strangers going through your underwear drawers. She has already bought new underwear and thrown everything that has been contaminated away,” sources added.
 
Alex2507

Alex2507

Audioholic Slumlord
She has already bought new underwear and thrown everything that has been contaminated away,
Fake news.

You know they woulda auctioned that sh!t off to the highest bidder.

I'm more concerned for the FBI agents. I mean they're the ones going through a Slovenian hooker's underwear drawer. Think about that for a minute. She let Donald f^%& her and he f^%&ed Stormy Daniels.

We should probably get new FBI agents and throw the contaminated ones away.
 
Replicant 7

Replicant 7

Audioholic Samurai
@TLS Guy Doc!! Didn't believe you had it in you!! niiice!!. She probably doesn't like her husband touching her much less anybody else. Them supermodels so funny that way. :D
 
BoredSysAdmin

BoredSysAdmin

Audioholic Slumlord
This hilarious article appeared in the Times of London today.
The Times and The Sunday Times were first held under common ownership by Lord Thomson in 1966 as Times Newspapers Limited (TNL) and were bought by Rupert Murdoch in 1981.
So basically Faux News, but with a British flavour.
 
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Mr._Clark

Audioholic Samurai


This hilarious article appeared in the Times of London today.

Melania Trump felt violated and bought new underwear after FBI agents “contaminated” her bedroom while searching the former president’s Florida house in Mar-a-Lago, friends have claimed.

The former first lady is a “germaphobe” who doesn’t even let Donald Trump in her rooms, they said, in comments on the aftermath of last month’s search for classified documents, when the former president accused FBI agents of “rummaging” through his wife’s clothing, and leaving behind a “mess”.

“Melania doesn’t like the idea of strangers going rifling through her things. Who knows who touched her underwear during the raid? She’s never going to feel comfortable wearing those ever again,” one friend told the Radar website.

“Most people don’t know that Melania is a bigger germaphobe than her husband. She hates people touching her and certainly doesn’t want to put on lingerie that FBI agents have had their hands all over.”


“This is her home. It’s her bedroom. Even her husband isn’t allowed in her bedroom,” another friend told the website. “Even if they wore gloves, it is still strangers going through your underwear drawers. She has already bought new underwear and thrown everything that has been contaminated away,” sources added.
I doubt that anything top secret has ever been in that underwear
 
lovinthehd

lovinthehd

Audioholic Jedi
Who would even want that underwear to begin with? Creepy is the drumphy sex stuff....
 
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Mr._Clark

Audioholic Samurai
Mostly I just feel sorry for those poor germs. Maybe if you're an axe murderer in a past life you come back as bacteria that has to live on a Trump?
 
Trell

Trell

Audioholic Spartan
Mostly I just feel sorry for those poor germs. Maybe if you're an axe murderer in a past life you come back as bacteria that has to live on a Trump?
Perhaps come back as untreatable genital gonorrhea?
 
Replicant 7

Replicant 7

Audioholic Samurai
I doubt that anything top secret has ever been in that underwear
Hey check this out! What if, and anything is possible. What if She's a Red Sparrow? huh. Ole Trump may have fallen for the old honey pot trap. :D. She could be a double agent for Russia and America.
 
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TheAVInsider

Junior Audioholic
I have full faith this is all true.
I remember long ago, Sylvester Stallone telling Oprah that he has underwear custom made for him that costs him $500 to have made, then he goes on to say he refuses to wear more than once. Burns them daily to keep them out of the wash, out of the trash, to keep anyone else from touching them. Don't know if he still does that, but yeah, crazy amounts of money can "touch" people in some pretty odd ways.
 
mtrycrafts

mtrycrafts

Seriously, I have no life.
I have full faith this is all true.
I remember long ago, Sylvester Stallone telling Oprah that he has underwear custom made for him that costs him $500 to have made, then he goes on to say he refuses to wear more than once. Burns them daily to keep them out of the wash, out of the trash, to keep anyone else from touching them. Don't know if he still does that, but yeah, crazy amounts of money can "touch" people in some pretty odd ways.
Is that $182k pocket change?
 
mtrycrafts

mtrycrafts

Seriously, I have no life.
you mean you don't wear custom undies LOL, Some of these Celebrities and their unreal spending, cause they got it to burn.,Unreal.
Well, I may have a couple of "holy" ones to some degree. :D
 
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