This hilarious article appeared in the Times of London today.
Melania Trump felt violated and bought new underwear after FBI agents “contaminated” her bedroom while searching the former president’s Florida house in Mar-a-Lago, friends have claimed.
The former first lady is a “germaphobe” who doesn’t even let Donald Trump in her rooms, they said, in comments on the aftermath of last month’s search for classified documents, when the former president accused FBI agents of “rummaging” through his wife’s clothing, and leaving behind a “mess”.
“Melania doesn’t like the idea of strangers going rifling through her things. Who knows who touched her underwear during the raid? She’s never going to feel comfortable wearing those ever again,” one friend told the Radar website.
“Most people don’t know that Melania is a bigger germaphobe than
her husband. She hates people touching her and certainly doesn’t want to put on lingerie that FBI agents have had their hands all over.”
“This is her home. It’s her bedroom. Even her husband isn’t allowed in her bedroom,” another friend told the website. “Even if they wore gloves, it is still strangers going through your underwear drawers. She has already bought new underwear and thrown everything that has been contaminated away,” sources added.