@William Lemmerhirt
Sorry to read about your gout pain. I've never had that particular pleasure, but others tell me it's quite painful. Swollen feet never stop reminding you how painful that is.
But reading about gout, kidney stones, shingles, etc. does allow me to feel not quite so old and decrepit. Hopefully, someone will chime in with some malady that makes you realize it could be worse.
Getting old ain't for sissies.
In the meantime, I do hope you get some relief.