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Dude#1279435

Audioholic Spartan
Not too much the old ones like Found On Road Dead etc but the ones the new generations made. They’re much better IMO. Some hilarious ones. I have a list of many, but since my Ranger sucks, why not Ford LOL. There’s a lot. They seem to get ridiculed just about more than any other.

Ford: F—ker Only Rolls Downhill; Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed; Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable; Forgot Our Recommended Defaults; First Order of Reproductive Discipline; Forwarded Once, Return Denied; Features OJ and Ron’s DNA; First On Rust and Deterioration; First On Recall Day; Famous Odor Resistant Dog; Fault OF R & D; Fraternal Order of Restored DeSoto’s; Follow Our Rusty Dogsled; F—kin’ Owner Real Dumb; Federation Of Rusty Dungers; F—king Out Right Dangerous; First On Road to Dump; Free Or Reduced Drastically; Frequently On Ritalin, Designers; Forced On Reluctant Drivers; Foot On Road Decelerates; Formed Of Rejected DNA; Flintstone Or Rubble Driven; Fix Or Recycle Dilemma; Fireball On Rear Denting; Falling Off: Rusty Door; Fails On Rainy Days; Fabricated Of Refried Dung; Forward Only, Reverse Defective
 
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Dude#1279435

Audioholic Spartan
Acura: Another Car Using Rice Additivies :)
Minivan: Manhood Is Nonexistent, I'm Vasectomized And Neutered;)
 
davidscott

davidscott

Audioholic Spartan
Ford first on race day. I don't own a ford nowadays, but I did for years and always used this when someone gave me the found on the road dead. :)
 
William Lemmerhirt

William Lemmerhirt

Audioholic Overlord
FORD: fukked over rebuilt dodge.

RICE: Race Inspired Cosmetic Enhancement
Doesn’t do $hit but make it “look” like a race car.
My 14yo son says that all the time. We have some ricers around here. He says they’re riced out. Basically they put on a fart can and a wing, maybe some “aero”(ground effects).
Saw a riced mustang the other day. It had stickers around the windows that were supposed to look like dzus fasteners or some quick release thing. WEAK!!!!’ Nothin worse than a RICED FORD…
 
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Dude#1279435

Audioholic Spartan
Chevrolet: Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips

A fav of mine :)
 
highfigh

highfigh

Seriously, I have no life.
BUICK- 'Built Under Inspection of Captain Kangaroo'

MOPAR- 'Most Original Parts Are Replaced'
 
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Dude#1279435

Audioholic Spartan
Buick: Bought Understanding It Can't Kickbutt
Acura: Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
Toyota: Taking Our Yen Out--Thanks All
Camaro: Can America Make A Real One?
Chevy: Company Hires Engineers Very Young (mine)
 
lovinthehd

lovinthehd

Audioholic Jedi
Had a FIAT way back when, so heard Fix It Again Tomorrow or Fix It Again Tony etc.

Thought I'd heard all the Ford ones, but you came up with some I hadn't heard....
 
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Dude#1279435

Audioholic Spartan
Had a FIAT way back when, so heard Fix It Again Tomorrow or Fix It Again Tony etc.

Thought I'd heard all the Ford ones, but you came up with some I hadn't heard....
The classic Fix It Again Tony. :)
 
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Dude#1279435

Audioholic Spartan
Honda: Hold On, Not Done Accelerating

Hahaha
 
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Dude#1279435

Audioholic Spartan
Hummer: Huge, Usually Male Member Enlarger Replacement
GMC: Generic Made Chevy; Great, More Crap; Generally Mediocre Cars
 
NINaudio

NINaudio

Audioholic Samurai
FORD: fukked over rebuilt dodge.

RICE: Race Inspired Cosmetic Enhancement
Doesn’t do $hit but make it “look” like a race car.
My 14yo son says that all the time. We have some ricers around here. He says they’re riced out. Basically they put on a fart can and a wing, maybe some “aero”(ground effects).
Saw a riced mustang the other day. It had stickers around the windows that were supposed to look like dzus fasteners or some quick release thing. WEAK!!!!’ Nothin worse than a RICED FORD…
Every car community has a ricer crowd, gotta love those people who put more stickers on their car than parts they own. LOL I save the stickers for my racing helmet. ;)
 
Dan

Dan

Audioholic Chief
Not acronyms but for you car nuts, The Grand Tour made a new show all about French cars and how weird they are. They included this perhaps the strangest idea ever. A propeller driven car instead of a transmission:

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lovinthehd

lovinthehd

Audioholic Jedi
Not acronyms but for you car nuts, The Grand Tour made a new show all about French cars and how weird they are. They included this perhaps the strangest idea ever. A propeller driven car instead of a transmission:

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But of course Hammond had his all too usual result with it ;)
 
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Dude#1279435

Audioholic Spartan
LTD: Long Term Debt; Last Try from Detroit; Long, Thin Dumpster; Lousy Transportation, Dammit; Lacks Total Dependability; Lots To Do :)

Maserati: Must Also Suggest Extra Rope And Towing Implements
 
SithZedi

SithZedi

Audioholic General
From NYC in the 1980s. BMW = Break My Windows. And we did.
 
Verdinut

Verdinut

Audioholic Spartan
1958 Rolls Canardly: rolls down one hill and canardly make it up the next.
 
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