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shadyJ
Speaker of the House
Staff member
Matthew, you still haven't gone far enough. There is still one critical point where vibrations can impede on your listening enjoyment. You see, there are many mechanical processes in the human anatomy which can hinder the pure sound from your hi-fi system, such as respiration, heartbeat, digestion, and various other metabolic and circulatory systems. All of this generates noise and vibrations which raise the noise floor in your auditory system. I am addressing this in a gound-breaking surgery scheduled for tomorrow where I am having my entire auditory system mechanically isolated from my body. My ears will be distended from my body by a cybernetic broadband damping implant. I may look strange at the end of it, but that is a small price to pay for having the purest and most direct access to sound from my hi-fi system. No longer will my body obstruct my enjoyment of my collection of reel-to-reels! Free! Free at last!I don’t know what all the complaints over price are. look at what I did to isolate my speakers. I decoupled the entire room.
Guarantee that would cost over $1000!
decoupled the subwoofers
and
made sure to have insulation to avoid any resonances or vibrations.
the ultimate audiophile tweak!