Medical Breakthrough to Restore Audiophile Hearing?

[gene]

What I haven’t told anybody in the specialty AV space is that, in conjunction with a venture capital-funded, Los Angeles based biotech firm, I have been working on a secret project. Top secret (until now). Through my golf and finance connections, and powered in part with advances made by biotech firms that are involved with the incredible breakthroughs in COVID-19 vaccines, it became known to me that researchers had made breakthroughs in physical hearing, via a two-part injection schedule (again, like COVID-19, which could be a total game changer for audiophiles. Nothing like this has ever been brought to the scientific community, let alone the FDA. I was lucky enough to be brought into the fold at an early stage of the project, thanks to some other connections of mine.

Read: Audiophile Vaccine to Restore Hearing

 

[MR.MAGOO]

April fool joke!

 

[Hetfield]

Hmm April fool's? Too bad because that would be awesome. They need to work on tinitus. I have it and it sucks.

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[Gmoney]

What I haven’t told anybody in the specialty AV space is that, in conjunction with a venture capital-funded, Los Angeles based biotech firm, I have been working on a secret project. Top secret (until now). Through my golf and finance connections, and powered in part with advances made by biotech firms that are involved with the incredible breakthroughs in COVID-19 vaccines, it became known to me that researchers had made breakthroughs in physical hearing, via a two-part injection schedule (again, like COVID-19, which could be a total game changer for audiophiles. Nothing like this has ever been brought to the scientific community, let alone the FDA. I was lucky enough to be brought into the fold at an early stage of the project, thanks to some other connections of mine.

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Read: Audiophile Vaccine to Restore Hearing

Gene my Man!! It's really good to see You cutting up on Your forum with the rest of us Knuckleheads! Some funny sh&t Gene!! Almost as funny as the one You posted up a few years ago about making a Submarine disappear. lolo. There isn't a day that doesn't go by that @AcuDefTechGuy aka Andrew and I don't cell text each other with some funny text. Did You know that Andrew use to Own a Chicken farm? Imagine Andrew on a chicken farm well I believe it was his wife that Owned it but still, Andrew said he hated that chicken farm.

 

[Gmoney]

Hmm April fool's? Too bad because that would be awesome. They need to work on tinitus. I have it and it sucks.

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Same here I have Tinnitus, somedays its bad like right now but somedays which isn't many the silence is bliss.

 

[Hetfield]

Same here I have Tinnitus, somedays its bad like right now but somedays which isn't many the silence is bliss.

Yeah, it's worse some days than others. Too many metal concerts in the past, can you tell by my screen name?

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[Gmoney]

Yeah, it's worse some days than others. Too many metal concerts in the past, can you tell by my screen name?

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Mine is from working in the Gulf with just ear plugs next to those jet engine turbine compressors. The sorry a$$ company wouldn't get us fitted for real ear protection. It was like standing next to a jet plane for hours! and two of those turbines where running 24/7 so 14 days on a offshore production platform was like hell on your hearing.

 

[TankTop5]

I wonder how many audiofools would bomb a hearing test?

 

[Gmoney]

I wonder how many audiofools would bomb a hearing test?

They get this in return for Participation award!

 

[WookieGR]

Geez... a lot of work went into that and still no mention of The Abyss or True Lies.

 

[corey]

Best April 1st reporting I've read this morning.

 

[Danzilla31]

You know what buddy! You can't force me to take this vaccine! It's against my constitutional rights! And all the golden ear tinnitus stuff is all a hoax damnit!!! Let people who have it protect themselves by never hearing music again while the rest of us who aren't affected carry the burden of audio! This all a hoax anyway! The magazines make these numbers up!!! Damnnniiit!!!! This will ruin our country I tell you ruin it!!!!

 

[jgwtriode]

Audio april's fool. But would it improve Dr. Fauci's hearing? And could Bill get find a way to steal and patent it.
And would it be required at some point before you are allowed to purchase a serious audio system or accessory?

 

[Stu Markley]

Best April Fool's since Audio mags Lirpa!

 

[mike7902]

Why does Gene have to incorporate the anti Trump propaganda....there actually exists "Conservative" audiophiles....

 

[NINaudio]

I was waiting for someone to complain about the "propaganda."

I wonder, have you called liberals snowflakes before?

 

[mike7902]

No....never...you?

 

[mike7902]

It was a clever and funny piece.....until TDS reared its ugly head. Gene is best discussing "unified spkr placement" or his awesome influence on getting Dolby to bring back "center spread". Really does his Audiophile e-mag a disservice alienating a great portion of his audience.

 

[Danzilla31]

No....never...you?

Dude reading the article he's clowning everybody. It's an article meant just for fun. Let's not drag this into the mud in the comments section bro with politics. I mean how do you know Gene isn't conservative? It's possible to be conservative not like Trump and poke fun at the absolute craziness of the last 2 year's you know

 

[NINaudio]

It was a clever and funny piece.....until TDS reared its ugly head.

Total Dissolved Solids? Thermal Desorption Spectroscopy?