Audiophile BS reaches a new depth

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[lovinthehd]

LOL Furutech specializes in plumbing new depths of stupidity....

 

[ryanosaur]

Though I don't know whats worse... the furutech... or the face-hole talking about it.

 

[j_garcia]

lot of mumbo jumbo but I don't hear anything but a bunch of BS buzzwords.

"Fully assembled" lol. There are like 8 parts.

 

[lovinthehd]

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Though I don't know whats worse... the furutech... or the face-hole talking about it.

I hadn't bothered as usual with the video, but had to see what you meant. It's the english accent, makes everything sound better? LOL I lasted only 10 seconds, tho....

 

[3db]

lot of mumbo jumbo but I don't hear anything but a bunch of BS buzzwords.

"Fully assembled" lol. There are like 8 parts.

We are way past hipwaders with this one.
There's a sucker born every minute and these guys know it. Here it is ..accompanied with advertising glossies, misused/misrepresented technical terms to sell snake oil to the gullable audiophile. I smell nothing but fraud here.

 

[j_garcia]

 

[ryanosaur]

I think I'm going to go into the cable elevator business. Custom rare woods finished with fine italian dyes... but each cable block will be mounted on spikes to help couple it to the floor, and have a unique anti-vibration layer to neutralize those harmfully pesky vibrations all this ridiculous gear is designed to produce! Nothing like floor coupling and vibration isolation to add a Benjamin (at least) to the price tag!

 

[lovinthehd]

I think I'm going to go into the cable elevator business. Custom rare woods finished with fine italian dyes... but each cable block will be mounted on spikes to help couple it to the floor, and have a unique anti-vibration layer to neutralize those harmfully pesky vibrations all this ridiculous gear is designed to produce! Nothing like floor coupling and vibration isolation to add a Benjamin (at least) to the price tag!

Thinking small....add at least a Cleveland.

 

[ryanosaur]

The art of perceived value... If I don't charge enough, it can't possibly work right!

 

[Out-Of-Phase]

Science in action....

Careful, check the bottom of your shoes after this demo.

 

[ryanosaur]

Science in action....

Careful, check the bottom of your shoes after this demo.

Sweet! you can re-wire your home with furutech outlets, and carbon fiber outlet plates!!!

I love the fact that some of the cables are resting on the floor, while also in chain with the NCF Boosters.

Oh yeah...!!!... the clarity and improved sound quality really shows through the video. My Logitech THX certified computer speakers sound strangely...

THE SAME!

Love the dude right under the camers with the bald spot bobbing his head.

 

[Kvn_Walker]

I think I'm going to go into the cable elevator business. Custom rare woods finished with fine italian dyes... but each cable block will be mounted on spikes to help couple it to the floor, and have a unique anti-vibration layer to neutralize those harmfully pesky vibrations all this ridiculous gear is designed to produce! Nothing like floor coupling and vibration isolation to add a Benjamin (at least) to the price tag!

You joke, but I’ve really thought about buying a “cable cooker” and charging audiofools to send me cables and pay me for how long they want me to burn them in. I’m thinking $20 per day per cable should help pay my mortgage nicely. Of course I won’t really do anything but open the boxes and send them back when the time is up, but they wouldn’t know anyway.

 

[davidscott]

Man I need to hook some of those up to my Tice clocks. Just imagine....

 

[ryanosaur]

You joke, but I’ve really thought about buying a “cable cooker” and charging audiofools to send me cables and pay me for how long they want me to burn them in. I’m thinking $20 per day per cable should help pay my mortgage nicely. Of course I won’t really do anything but open the boxes and send them back when the time is up, but they wouldn’t know anyway.

Aw-hellz-no! Wood blocks and dyes, dayton spikes, and some neoprene... a little veneer...
My fake company will be more fake than your fake company!

 

[TLS Guy]

I hadn't bothered as usual with the video, but had to see what you meant. It's the english accent, makes everything sound better? LOL I lasted only 10 seconds, tho....

His accent is very low working class I'm afraid.

 

[panteragstk]

His accent is very low working class I'm afraid.

Reminds me of when John Oliver tells his US audience that people in the UK know EXACTLY where he's from.

 

[panteragstk]

You joke, but I’ve really thought about buying a “cable cooker” and charging audiofools to send me cables and pay me for how long they want me to burn them in. I’m thinking $20 per day per cable should help pay my mortgage nicely. Of course I won’t really do anything but open the boxes and send them back when the time is up, but they wouldn’t know anyway.

I too feel the need to produce audiophool equipment. I wonder how much money it will take to make me OK with taking cash from gullible morons with too much money?

 

[lovinthehd]

His accent is very low working class I'm afraid.

As opposed to high class twats?

 

[William Lemmerhirt]

Good thing they come preassembled. Anybody dumb enough to buy this $hit would audible stumped by assembling them. That whack bag actually said he “listened” to them. Wtf...
W. T. F.