New technology to liberate your audio wallet

[Bucknekked]

Audioholics: There's a new technology that I just became aware of that will solve so many issues its hard to wrap your head around it.
Gene, @gene , just did a very nice article on providing enough power to your music system or home theater. He explains why a 20 amp dedicated circuit may be needed.
What he didn't know was this new power device could solve all the problems in one fell swoop. An Elite Professional Power Conditioner.

A brief quote from the technical explanation to whet your whistles:
Helix technology is achieved by focusing the magnetic lines of flux to a pinpoint spot within the waveguide. This focuses electrons to the most inward part of the magnetic waveguide. By forcing electrons to travel in this highly focused pathway, the electrons spin into a very narrow path, estimated to be about 5 microns in width. This focusing helps to increase the speed of each spinning electron and to alleviate interference.

A device that will increase the speed at which electrons spin ? SIgn me up. What kind of device? A power conditioner. For a mere $80,000 you can have one of these "magnetic miracles".

MAGNETIC FLUX CAPACITOR (better than Back to the Future)
Yours for only $80,000

 

[MR.MAGOO]

pair this device with the power grid used by The Ghostbusters and you'll have more than enough juice to power your home theatre!

 

[lovinthehd]

Hey with nifty cabinet feet like that how can you go wrong? Thanks for the morning laugh!

 

[slipperybidness]

@Bucknekked

1st Item: Electrons DO NOT SPIN (in the classical sense). Electrons do have a "Spin Quantum Number" that describes the quantum state of an electron, but they don't rotate about an axis in the classic spin model. Furthermore, the spin quantum number is not even an interger!
The name comes from a physical spinning (denoted by the letter s) about an axis that was proposed by Uhlenbeck and Goudsmit. However this simplistic picture was quickly realized to be physically impossible[1] and replaced by a more abstract quantum-mechanical description.

Electrons also have the same dual wave-particle nature as light.

 

[Bucknekked]

@Bucknekked

1st Item: Electrons DO NOT SPIN (in the classical sense). Electrons do have a "Spin Quantum Number" that describes the quantum state of an electron, but they don't rotate about an axis in the classic spin model. Furthermore, the spin quantum number is not even an interger!
The name comes from a physical spinning (denoted by the letter s) about an axis that was proposed by Uhlenbeck and Goudsmit. However this simplistic picture was quickly realized to be physically impossible[1] and replaced by a more abstract quantum-mechanical description.

2nd Item: The speed of an electron is CONSTANT! Furthermore, the speed of an electron is the SPEED OF LIGHT CONSTANT (this is why the speed of light is denoted as "c"). Electrons also have the same dual wave-particle nature as light. The rules of physics tell us that nothing can move faster than the speed of light in a vacuum! So, for that claim to be true, this device would have to be warping the space-time continuum........that seems a bit unlikely!

That kind of thinking is so old school. Its the kind of thinking that locks us in to old technology and old solutions.
(You know, stuff that actually works.)

The kind of thinking in the Elite Conditioner allows us to use a pair of 6.7uf capacitors to center electron beams inside waveguides. No, really, read about it here:

To complete the system, two 6.8µf capacitors are applied between the hot and neutral as well as neutral to ground. Lastly, they help to draw and center electrons into the middle of the waveguides.

Electrons that don't spin? These guys not only make them spin, but they spin faster ! And they use capacitors to center them in waveguides. It has to be factual, its in a written article, with a price tag, on the internet . That makes it so, doesn't it?

 

[slipperybidness]

That kind of thinking is so old school. Its the kind of thinking that locks us in to old technology and old solutions.
(You know, stuff that actually works.)

The kind of thinking in the Elite Conditioner allows us to use a pair of 6.7uf capacitors to center electron beams inside waveguides. No, really, read about it here:

To complete the system, two 6.8µf capacitors are applied between the hot and neutral as well as neutral to ground. Lastly, they help to draw and center electrons into the middle of the waveguides.

Electrons that don't spin? These guys not only make them spin, but they spin faster ! And they use capacitors to center them in waveguides. It has to be factual, its in a written article, with a price tag, on the internet . That makes it so, doesn't it?

I also like this BS:
the electrons spin into a very narrow path, estimated to be about 5 microns in width

Seriously, 5 microns (um) is by no means a "very narrow path"! On the semiconductor field, we are talking about feature sizes in the ~10nm range (i.e. electrons already move through semiconductor devices that have transistors that are 3 orders of magnitude smaller than his "very narrow path".

What an uneducated D-Bag.

 

[Kvn_Walker]

I can't... I just can't even...

So hey if it accelerates electrons magnetically can't we plug it into itself and have perpetual motion?

 

[panteragstk]

 

[KEW]

A brief quote from the technical explanation to whet your whistles:
...This focusing helps to increase the speed of each spinning electron and to alleviate interference.

ex-lax for electrons!
Who knew?

 

[TechHDS]

Flux capacitor? Narrowband wits? Magnetic flux capacitor? Jordi the engineer of Star Trek was just talking about that last night on how that very same thing would get the Enterprise
9.2 warp speed!! Man lmao!! Well done Bucknekked !!

Mike

 

[Bookmark]

Just for the record
An electron has mass, 9.1 x 10 to -31
An electron has speed, and it's not Light, it roughly 2,200Kps, 1% or 186,000Mps of light
An electron is not dual wave/particle, that's a photon.
An electron also a negative charge, a photon does not. A proton has a positive one and a neutron has none.

If as suggested none of the above were true then Cathode ray tubes, aka old tellies would never have worked. Also CERN would be wasting peoples time and money and Ernest Rutherford would be a big fat fake.

A photon is a moment of light, has no mass, does travel at the speed of itself and can be regarded as both wave and particle simultaneously.

The Helix Technology thing is still BS.

 

[slipperybidness]

Just for the record
An electron has mass, 9.1 x 10 to -31
An electron has speed, and it's not Light, it roughly 2,200Kps, 1% or 186,000Mps of light
An electron is not dual wave/particle, that's a photon.
An electron also a negative charge, a photon does not. A proton has a positive one and a neutron has none.

If as suggested none of the above were true then Cathode ray tubes, aka old tellies would never have worked. Also CERN would be wasting peoples time and money and Ernest Rutherford would be a big fat fake.

A photon is a moment of light, has no mass, does travel at the speed of itself and can be regarded as both wave and particle simultaneously.

The Helix Technology thing is still BS.

Dual Nature of Electron
(1) In 1924, the French physicist, Louis de Broglie suggested that if light has electron, behaves both as a material particle and as a wave.
(2) This presented a new wave mechanical theory of matter. According to this theory, small particles like electrons when in motion possess wave properties.
(3) According to de-broglie, the wavelength associated with a particle of mass m, moving with velocity v is given by the relation λ = h/mv where h = Planck’s constant.
(4) This can be derived as follows according to Planck’s equation, E = hv = hc /λ ∴ v=c/λ(energy of photon (on the basis of Einstein’s mass energy relationship) E = mc2,
Equating both hc/λ = mc2 or λ = h/mc which is same as de-Broglie relation. (∴ mc = p)
(5) This was experimentally verified by Davisson and Germer by observing diffraction effects with an electron beam. Let the electron is accelerated with a potential of V than the Kinetic energy is
(1/2) mv2 = eV; m2V2 = 2eVm
mv = √2eVm = P;λ = h/√2eVm
(6) If Bohr’s theory is associated with de-Broglie’s equation then wave length of an electron can be determined in bohr’s orbit and relate it with circumference and multiply with a whole number 2πr = nλ or λ = (2πr/2π) From de-Broglie equation, λ = (h/mv).
Thus h/mv = (2πr/n) or mvr = (nh/2π)
(7) The de-Broglie equation is applicable to all material objects but it has significance only in case of microscopic particles. Since, we come across macroscopic objects in our everyday life, de-broglie relationship has no significance in everyday life.

 

[Bucknekked]

Just for the record
An electron has mass, 9.1 x 10 to -31
An electron has speed, and it's not Light, it roughly 2,200Kps, 1% or 186,000Mps of light
An electron is not dual wave/particle, that's a photon.
An electron also a negative charge, a photon does not. A proton has a positive one and a neutron has none.
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Dual Nature of Electron
(1) In 1924, the French physicist, Louis de Broglie suggested that if light has electron, behaves both as a material particle and as a wave.
(2) This presented a new wave mechanical theory of matter. According to this theory, small particles like electrons when in motion possess wave properties.

So, as Jim Carry said in Dumb and Dumber, "You're saying there's a chance".................
I'm sure the good folks who designed the Elite Power Conditioner with super conducting gold magnets focusing electron beams for "liquid sounding music" understand/understood all the above mentioned properties of electrons. Otherwise, how could they fashion such a otherworldly device for a mere $80,000?

Unless of course you think they missed something. Could it be the device is not all its advertised to be?
I'd be shocked.

 

[slipperybidness]

Just for the record
An electron has mass, 9.1 x 10 to -31
An electron has speed, and it's not Light, it roughly 2,200Kps, 1% or 186,000Mps of light
An electron is not dual wave/particle, that's a photon.
An electron also a negative charge, a photon does not. A proton has a positive one and a neutron has none.

If as suggested none of the above were true then Cathode ray tubes, aka old tellies would never have worked. Also CERN would be wasting peoples time and money and Ernest Rutherford would be a big fat fake.

A photon is a moment of light, has no mass, does travel at the speed of itself and can be regarded as both wave and particle simultaneously.

The Helix Technology thing is still BS.

An electron has mass, 9.1 x 10 to -31
completely useless number without any units, 9.10938356 × 10-31 kilograms

An electron has speed, and it's not Light, it roughly 2,200Kps, 1% or 186,000Mps of light
Yeah, my mistake, electrons do move on a similar order of magnitude as the speed of light.

An electron is not dual wave/particle
You are mistaken, various experiments have proven that ELECTRONS indeed have the dual wave/particle properties just like light! See post #12 as a starting point, and consider this from wiki:
De Broglie's formula was confirmed three years later for electrons (which differ from photons in having a rest mass) with the observation of electron diffraction in two independent experiments. At the University of Aberdeen, George Paget Thomson passed a beam of electrons through a thin metal film and observed the predicted interference patterns. At Bell Labs, Clinton Joseph Davisson and Lester Halbert Germer guided their beam through a crystalline grid.

De Broglie was awarded the Nobel Prize for Physics in 1929 for his hypothesis. Thomson and Davisson shared the Nobel Prize for Physics in 1937 for their experimental work.

 

[slipperybidness]

So, as Jim Carry said in Dumb and Dumber, "You're saying there's a chance".................
I'm sure the good folks who designed the Elite Power Conditioner with super conducting gold magnets focusing electron beams for "liquid sounding music" understand/understood all the above mentioned properties of electrons. Otherwise, how could they fashion such a otherworldly device for a mere $80,000?

Unless of course you think they missed something. Could it be the device is not all its advertised to be?
I'd be shocked.

Are you familiar with the Infinite Improbability drive? Brilliant!

Infinite Improbability Drive
The Infinite Improbability Drive is a faster-than-light drive. The most prominent usage of the drive is in the starship Heart of Gold. It is based on a particular perception of quantum theory: a subatomic particle is most likely to be in a particular place, such as near the nucleus of an atom, but there is also an infinitesimally small probability of it being found very far from its point of origin (for example close to a distant star). Thus, a body could travel from place to place without passing through the intervening space (or hyperspace, for that matter), if you had sufficient control of probability.[1] According to the Guide, the drive "passes through every conceivable point in every conceivable universe almost simultaneously;" in other words whoever uses it is "never sure where they'll end up or even what species they'll be when they get there" and "it's therefore important to dress accordingly". In the 2005 film, for instance, the first time the Improbability Drive is used, the entire ship ends up as a giant ball of yarn for a few seconds, and the main characters are rendered as animated yarn dolls.

The Guide's entry on the drive also states that it was invented "following research into finite improbability, which was often used to break the ice at parties by making all the molecules in the hostess' undergarments leap one foot simultaneously to the left, in accordance with the theory of indeterminacy". It further explains that many respectable physicists wouldn't stand for that sort of thing, "partly because it was a debasement of science, but mostly because they didn't get invited to those sort of parties."

The Heart of Gold was the prototype ship for infinitely improbable travel. It is the Infinite Improbability Drive in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy that saves Arthur Dent and Ford Prefect from very probable death by asphyxiation in deep space after being thrown out of the Vogon ship; the improbable odds against being rescued being 2276709 to one; the superscripted number incidentally being the telephone number of the Islington flat where Arthur went to a fancy dress party and first met—and totally blew it with—Trillian (in the film, the superscripted number is "2079460347" instead). Incidentally, Adams explained in the annotated volume of the original radio scripts that it was the eviction of Arthur and Ford out the spacelock of the Vogon ship that led to his own "invention" of the Infinite Improbability Drive. Adams realised that he had worked the story into a dead end, thinking in frustration that the only solutions would be "infinitely improbable." In a flash of insight and what Adams called "mental jiujitsu", the Infinite Improbability Drive was born.

In the third book, the Infinite Improbability Drive is discovered to be the Golden Bail of Prosperity in the Wikkit Gate. It is stolen by the white Krikkit robots; however, it was returned and the Heart of Gold returned to operational status.

Adams developed the notion of the improbability drive having greater causal (and narrative) effects in later books. For example, when Zaphod's great-grandfather discusses his great grandson's career-to-date, he explains that Zaphod cannot escape his destiny now the improbability field "controls you".

Karey Kirkpatrick, who with Adams adapted the novel for the screen in 2005, described the improbability drive as a "plot contrivance machine", allowing Adams to construct elaborate plotlines based on coincidences that would, in other narratives, be considered too improbable to be believed.[2]