Yeah, DFW is far enough north that they typically get a little more snow than we do, but still maybe 1 or 2 days a year, maybe. But, that area is also right on the end of tornado alley, so they get some nasty storms, tornadoes, and hail storms more often there too.
Yup, we have a factory in Pheonix, and I do really like that area too. It's HOT, but it's a different kind of heat than the TX heat. Honestly, I can't tell you which is worse, dry and silly hot, or hot and silly humid.
Since you live in Oregon, have you ever made the trip up to Whistler, BC? If you haven't been there, then I HIGHLY recommend it! Skiing over the winter, but some of the most incredible mountain biking over the summers.